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y'all, this might sound silly but...
Please, if ANYONE has a makeship Lucifer plush they'd be willing to sell, PLEASE hmu! I'm a local demon simp, and I missed his launch by two days. I'm on my knees barking and biting and shaking the bars of my cage-
any price below 300 is fine! (yes I know that's a lot, but it's my budget! I'm only saving every other month, so it works!)
Reblog to help a local simp out 😔
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #24
Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something.
MC: You left me, Mammon, and Belphie in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Lucifer: I did that on purpose, try again.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #26
MC: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Lucifer, completely done with their bs: WHY?!?
Lucifer: *points at Mammon* YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Lucifer: *points at MC* YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Lucifer: *points at Beel* AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Lucifer: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #32
Lucifer: Where’s MC?
Mammon: Around.
Lucifer: Around?
Lucifer: You don’t have any idea, do you?
MC, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #37
Lucifer: What are you writing?
MC: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Lucifer, looking over MC's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #41
Lucifer: I'm at a loss for words!
Mammon: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Lucifer yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #46
Mammon: Lucifer, I screwed up, big time.
Lucifer: Mammon, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47
Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #50
MC: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Lucifer: For the love of all that is unholy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
MC: Mean.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #51
Lucifer: We call that a traumatic experience.
Lucifer, turning to Mammon: Not a "bruh moment".
Lucifer, turning to MC: Not "skill issue".
Lucifer, turning to Levi: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #53
*during the first week in the Devildom*
MC: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Lucifer, watching Mammon screaming, Satan trying to set a sleeping Belphie on fire, and Levi choking on air: I don't know either.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #54
Lucifer, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
MC: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Levi: I personally was created in a lab.
Satan: I just straight up spawned lol.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #55
*after the incident in Lesson 16*
MC: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
MC: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #56
*At the police station*
Lucifer: Hello, I’m here for MC.
Police officer: Who’s MC?
Lucifer: Ah, you must be new.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #58
Lucifer: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Mammon: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth in the Human Realm is actually flat?
Lucifer: *Takes away Mammon’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #59
Lucifer, pointing to Diavolo’s empty room: YOU LET HIM ESCAPE?!?
Barbatos: *holding a very happy MC* I WAS ON BREAK.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #63
Mammon: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*Mammon and MC proceed to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
*BONUS*
*talking on the phone*
Mammon: Remember how I said that MC and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Lucifer: Yeah…
Mammon: Well, we’re in jail.
Lucifer: *hangs up*
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #65
MC: Lucifer is playing hard to get.
MC: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Just a little thought bc I’m depressed and have nothing better to do with my life, and this site is my only way to get even a scrap of serotonin atp (*tiiiny spoiler of NB, near the beginning of the game)
So, we know how the Devildom has all sorts of things that are considered common there, but are new to us, right? (Like the hypnotizing plants*)
Okay well what if it was the opposite? Like, we have something really, REALLY common that we think everyone knows about, but our lil demon babies can’t even imagine something like that.
FOR EXAMPLE!!
*mc going shopping*
Lucifer: Ah, MC, you’re here too. MC: Hey! Uh, can you tell me where to find the corn? I can’t find it. Lucifer: …excuse me, what? MC: The…corn? Lucifer: What do you mean by that? MC: Huh?- MC:*(sudden realization)* MC: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT CORN IS?! Lucifer: Please keep your voice down… MC: Oh, we gotta fix that!
*-one trip to the human world later…-*
Lucifer: What is this stuff? It’s sweet, but somehow savory at the same time.. MC: It’s corn!
(a big lump with knobs~)
The OM! Boys & Pet names
so, lately I’ve been thinking about different pet names/nicknames (thanks A) and I decided to give some to the Obey Me boys, and what their stance is on pet names/nicknames! (Also some they might call you, I tried to make them all as gender-neutral as possible so they can apply to everyone!)
Btw, feel free to use any of these, whether it’s for a fic, oneshot, hc, or anything else. They’re all SFW, so if you’re looking for something a bit more suggestive, you’ll have to look somewhere else.
I only did the older bros for now bc this took way longer than it should have TvT
LUCIFER
RECEIVING
Doesn’t like being called pet names in public at first, but slowly warms up to it (nothing embarrassing or overdramatic tho)
If you embarrass him in front of his brothers, he’ll take away that privilege though
Is okay with you calling him pet names in private, as long at it’s nothing weird
Thinks it’s cute when you try to fluster him with pet names
Example pet names for him: Dear, Love, Darling, Honey/Hon, Babe
GIVING:
Starts off just using pet names for you occasionally, but uses them more often as you progress in your relationship
Sometimes randomly whispers them into your ear as he passes by to get you all flustered
Just uses standard nicknames for you (bc he’s old)
Pet names he’ll give you: Dearest, Sweetheart, Love, Darling, Precious, Honey
MAMMON
RECEIVING
The first time you use a pet name for him, he gets extremely flustered
Quickly comes back with his own though
(he’ll be blushing the whole time too)
Example pet names for him: Sweetie, Babe, Love, Prince
GIVING
A bit hesitant at first, but once he starts, he’ll call you nicknames whenever he gets the chance
Makes it a point to use them when you’re around other guys to let them know you’re taken
Has spent at least one sleepless night coming up with a list of pet names for you
Example pet names he’ll give you: Precious, Treasure, Babe, My First, Sunshine, Sugar, Princess
LEVIATHAN
RECEIVING
Oohhhh boy
You done broke him now
The first time you do it, he’ll freeze up for a good 30 seconds as he processes what just happened
Once his brain has restarted, he is a blushing, stammering mess.
Why would you call him that out of nowhere? Are you messing with him? Is this a prank?? Wait that’s not what I meant don’t apologize—
No matter how many times you do it, he always turns bright red whenever you call him a pet name
Example pet names for him: Player One, Babe, Boo
GIVING
Doesn’t really give ‘pet names’ as much as he does regular nicknames
Don’t get me wrong, he means them affectionately, just don’t expect him to use any of the cuter pet names other couples use
If he does use a more standard pet name, he’ll be a blushing mess while he does it
Example “pet names” he’ll give you: Player Two, Henry, Normie, Babe (maybe)
Let me know if you want the other brothers and undateables! Also, if you have any other pet names you think they’d give, just tell me in the comments and I’ll add them!
Speaking of… If you ever want any pet names/nicknames, either themed or for a character based on personality, just DM me or put it in my ask box and I’ll give you a list of as many as I can think of!