Shinsou: Im Gonna Open A Cat Cafe, But I Need Investors. Heres The Plan. The First Floor Will Have Normal

Shinsou: I’m gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here’s the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.

Kaminari: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Kirishima: What did you do Bro?

Kaminari: A MISTAKE

Kaminari: Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

Kaminari: So that’s my plan.

Shinsou: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Kaminari: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Shinsou: It fucking sucks.

Kaminari: That’s not constructive criticism.

Kirishima: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Bakugou: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Kirishima: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

All might: Young Midoriya and bakugou are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?

Aizawa: You’re right, I should.

Aizawa:*closes the window*