Kaminari X Shinsou - Tumblr Posts
Aizawa: for TWO WEEKS I have done my best to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about raising children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?? PROBABLY??
Aizawa : where was I going with this? I had a point.
Shinsou and Eri: We love you dad
Aizawa: WELL I LOVE YOU TOO
Kaminari: I turned out perfectly fine
Shinsou: this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kaminari: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! AND YOU DIDN’T OUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER!
[Shinsou and Kaminari, in Shinsou bedroom]
Shinsou: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-
Aizawa, kicking door open with a frying pan: now what in the FUCK did I just hear
Kaminari: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone jack
Kaminari: Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
Shinsou: Why is there a normal-sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Kaminari: They needed adult supervision.
Shinsou; My daily routine is very simple. I wake up and I suffer
Shinsou: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Shinsou: this is Eri, my sister
Kaminari: so, how old are you? 3?
Eri: I’m 10
Kaminari: cool, i don't know anything about kids
Kaminari: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Shinsou: I do have a sense of humor you know
Kamianri: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Shinsou: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Kirishima: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Kaminari without them noticing?
Shinsou: Hey, Kaminari , I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Kaminari: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Kirishima:…..
Kaminari, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Shinsou
Shinsou: How did you do that without turning around?
Kaminari: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Shinsou: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
Aizawa: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kaminari: Thank you
Aizawa : I didn't say that was a good thing
Kaminari: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Kaminari: Dear Shinsou , your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens
Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am
Shinsou: i’ve been dead inside since 1998
Kaminari: but you were born in 2003
Shinsou: i know
Sero: you’re morosexual dude
Shinsou: no i’m not
Kaminari: do you ever wonder if trees get lonely?
Shinsou: ...
Shinsou: nvm
Kaminari: happy new years guys !! what are your messages?
Shinsou: ...you mean resolutions?
Kaminari: sometimes when people compliment me i pretend i don’t hear them at first bc people don’t usually compliment me and i like hearing it
Shinsou, without missing a beat: i like your hair it’s really fluffy and i think your quirk is amazing and your eyes are beautiful i mean all of you is beautiful but your eyes are like beautiful x2 and i love it when you wear hoodies bc you look so comfy-
Kaminari: *blushing too hard to say anything*