Aizawa: With Great Power Comes Great Need To Take A Nap. Wake Me Up Later.

Aizawa: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Kaminari: Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

Todoroki: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Kaminari: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Kirishima: What did you do Bro?

Kaminari: A MISTAKE

[Shinsou and Kaminari, in Shinsou bedroom]

Shinsou: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-

Aizawa, kicking door open with a frying pan: now what in the FUCK did I just hear

Kaminari: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone jack

Kirishima: Whenever Bakugo’s mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.

[The sound of glass breaking in the background]

Kirishima: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.