Kirishima: So Are We Flirting Right Now?

Kirishima: So are we flirting right now?

Bakugou: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Kirishima: That doesn’t answer my question

Funny things said in school as Mha quotes

Aizawa: I will be right back, Bakugo your in charge

Deku panicked: Why would you leave Kacchan in charge out of literally everyone else?!

Aizawa: I want to see chaos

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Sero: NO BAGELS ARE THE BEST KIND OF BREAD!

Kaminari : BRO THEY AREN’T EVEN A KIND OF BREAD!

Sero: THEY ARE MADE OF THE SAME STUFF AS OTHER KINDS OF BREAD IT'S JUST THE SHAPE!!

All might: What debate did I walk in on now?

Jirou: Bread. That’s all you need to know.

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Shinsou: The stalk market is at an all time low and I’m loving it

Iida: IT IS 8:15 IN THE MORNING ON A TUESDAY CALM DOWN!

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All might: That’s all for today, enjoy your lunch.

Kaminari: What did we do in there?

Kirishima: Were you not paying attention or something?

Bakugo: When do they ever?

Kaminari : Never, I was sleeping now, do you have the notes or not?

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Yayorouzu: Hey I thought we agreed to look like a million bucks today

Jirou: I know but sweats were practically screaming my name

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Midoriya: AHH THERE'S A MOUSE!!!

Present Mic: Just leave it be it’s not doing anything

Kirishima: LEMME SEE IT!!

Present Mic: I said le- WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT!! PUT IT DOWN!

Kirishima: Fine...

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Midnight*giggles at phone*

Sero: I’ve seen teachers giggle to themselves before but it never ends well

Midnight: Well I don’t know what other teachers giggle to themselves about but my boyfriend just texted me that he was trying to find the dermatologist office but walked into an OBGYN instead by mistake

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Midoriya: The bank won’t give me a loan of 3 million dollars because I “won’t make it back”.

Tokoyami: Well then here's what you have to do. You have to fly to Colombia and then start selling c*caine.

Present Mic: Whoa, whoa, whoa what?

Tokoyami: Well for our algebra project we need to work with banks and their’s refuses to.

Present Mic: Ok and your first solution is to fly to south america and sell drugs?!

Tokoyami: Your’s isn’t?

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All might: OK so tell me about Snipe’s project

Whole class: *starts complaining and yelling about it*

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Mina: So all we do in his class is the project?

Asui: Yep pretty much.

Mina: Great. I’m just going to sit there and cry

Asui : That's the spirit.

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Ibara: Kendo put like 3 layers of sunscreen on and still got sunburnt.

Awase: It’s because She’s a ginger. I’ve never seen a tanned ginger and never will.

Monamoa: Guess you’ve never seen my dad.

testsutetsu: I mean that makes sense, but wait your dad’s a ginger? Kirishima you owe me money!

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Midoriya, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Bakugo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Aizawa: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Kaminari: Thank you

Aizawa : I didn't say that was a good thing

Kaminari: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Shinsou: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress