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The Easter Bunny Is A Church Sanctioned Fursona
the easter bunny is a church sanctioned fursona
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More Posts from I-am-an-intrusive-thought
so today in class
we were reviewing the age of exploration and the teacher told this kid to draw the triangular trade passage on the map on the board
and i know some of y'all won't even know that is but THIS BITCH REALLY JUST CIRCLED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS TO KNOW THAT A TRIANGULAR TRADE PASSAGE ISN'T THE AFRICAN CONTINENT JFC
cliche movie tropes pt.1- save the president
all movie plots that revolve around "we have to rescue the president" have been ruined for me i mean it's just super unrealistic anyone will care
"SIR THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT"
*everyone exchanges glances*
"ahh... well that's unfortunate"
*goes back to what they were doing*
cliche movie tropes pt.3- when the girl says something and the boy kisses her
this is so fucking annoying.
like she said no to you and you're so emasculated by rejection that your only solution is to force her to accept you feelings
HOW IT REALLY SHOULD GO:
"hey i really don't want to date you-"
*gets kissed*
*kicks guy in the damn balls* BITCH I SAID NO
no one's ever been inside an empty room