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"cows"
everyone looks out the window silently
*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*
*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*
[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE
*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*
*AWKWARDLY PLACES DOOR BACK ON BROKEN HINGES*
*LEAVES*
a note to all the adults in my life:
saying "procrastination will get you nowhere" isn't gonna make me stop procrastinating
growing up? more like steadily figuring out how shit the world is and how powerless you are to change it, amirite?
stuck between kinda wanting to go vegetarian because when i think about it too hard those animals rly did die tragically but on the other hand i would kill someone for a chipotle bowl right now
"for the aesthetic," the french sob as they shove seven vowels into a word and only pronounce two of them.
just before i die, i'm gonna swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just stubbed my toe real fucking bad so i'm gonna rip my leg off hope it doesn't take to long to grow back
c'mon guys, it's 2021. it's time to tell the difference between opinion and fact.
opinion: tea is better than coffee.
fact: sharpay evans was a lesbian dealing with compulsory heterosexuality by having a conditioned crush on troy and hyper-fixating on gabriella, her REAL crush
birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die
why does pepper taste so fucking good and yet it burns like the fires in the deeprest rings of hell
lmfao
if you pay me $50 i'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret
maybe i should do the boo radley challenge and stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
reblog for ur opinion
oh I see how it is! when you give away money it's called "kind" and "charitable" but when I give away money it's called a "bribe" and "illegal"
giant space whales. your suspension of disbelief must now, as a rule, accommodate giant space whales
