Hahas - Tumblr Posts
how can we make sure rulers are 100% straight
"if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit why did it come off" bitch have you worn high heels before they're temperamental as fuck
why do ppl always name ships something super fancy like “the endeavor” or something like let’s be realistic here i would name my ship jerry or smth
where can you always find me?
somewhere, always disappointing god
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
me when i see something funny on the internet: *amused exhale*
no one's ever been inside an empty room
shit that goes through my head pt.1
are bikinis just the water edition of bras and underwears?
cliche movie tropes pt.1- save the president
all movie plots that revolve around "we have to rescue the president" have been ruined for me i mean it's just super unrealistic anyone will care
"SIR THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT"
*everyone exchanges glances*
"ahh... well that's unfortunate"
*goes back to what they were doing*
contributing to the online discourse:
during earthquakes coffins become underground maracas
[to the tune of Final Countdown]
it's a mental breakdown
*off key kazoo*
so today in class
we were reviewing the age of exploration and the teacher told this kid to draw the triangular trade passage on the map on the board
and i know some of y'all won't even know that is but THIS BITCH REALLY JUST CIRCLED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS TO KNOW THAT A TRIANGULAR TRADE PASSAGE ISN'T THE AFRICAN CONTINENT JFC
yeah you're super smart and talented but can you do THIS
*stands up a blacks out*
shit that goes through my head pt.2
everything is edible, it's just a matter of how many times. for example, once.
shit that goes through my head pt.3
if there's a heavens no and a hell yes, shouldn't there be a purgatory maybe?
shit that goes through my head pt.4
do rabbits have vocal chords? i've never heard them make any sound
shit that goes through my head pt.5
what happens when someone dies and they have no will of close people do we just get to descend on their bank account and house like a bunch of karens and janets at a vicious free for all garage sale?
discourse contribution pt.1
shit that goes through my head pt. 6
aren't continents just super big islands