More Baby Recoms And Father Quaritch

More baby recoms and father quaritch

Broccoli

(I THINK IM DOWN TOO DEEP!)

“Brown eat your broccoli.” Quaritch said pushing the plate back to him. Brown pushed it back towards quaritch and crossed their arms.

“I don’t like it!” Brown said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. Quaritch sighed. Out of all the other recoms that ate the broccoli, Brown had to be the most difficult out of them all.

“Come on bud just eat it like the rest of your friends” quaritch said to Brown. Brown looked at the rest of his friends away from the dinner table playing and causing chaos. Hell he thought he saw z-dog and Walker try and make Fike eat a crayon. But that didn’t happen because quaritch glares at them from across the room when they were about to make him do it.

“But it nasty.” Brown Said trying to at least reason with his recom parent. Quaritch took Browns fork and stuck a piece of broccoli on it. Lopez soon wandered his way to the table and sat next to Brown.

“Dad, Warren ate a Quarter.” Lopez Said.

“I’m sorry what…oh lord WARREN!” As soon as quaritch heard that from Lopez he went to go check up on the situation. This left Lopez enough time to put some cheese on Browns broccoli.

“Ew you can’t put cheese on broccoli.” Brown told Lopez.

“Oh shush! It makes it taste better. Now eat it!” Lopez said pushing the plate towards Brown. Brown looked at it and picked up a piece with his tiny hands. He ate the top of it and it didn’t taste plain to him anymore. He soon cleared off his whole plate before quaritch came back looking disappointed.

“Lopez you lied. Stop lying or else time out.”

“Yes dad.” Lopez said as he left the table and went to go play with the other tiny recoms. Quaritch looked at Browns plate and saw that he ate all his broccoli.

“Hm you ate all your broccoli. Ok you can go play.” Quaritch said as he took up the plate and fork from Brown. Brown left the table and went to go play with the other recoms. Lopez went over to him and whispered to him.

“Told you cheese makes everything better”

“You never said that.”

“Now I did”

Totally love me tender

Douglas: Why we stopped

Donald: thinking

Douglas: about what? The fact that you have no braincells

Donald: I should have ate you in the womb

Douglas: WERE TRAINS WHAT FUCKING WOMB!?

Donald: BITCH WE CAN THROW HANDS RN

Douglas: COME AT ME BITCH

-ummmm soo no body won yeah so next!-

Douglas: I think we should clear Edwards line

Donald: naw let’s stick to the mainline for now

Douglas: But what about Edward

Donald: we’ll come back to it later

Douglas: UGHHHHHHH

-later-

Edward: -clearing his line while delivering goods-

Edward: I dont expect the twins to do everything

-back to the twins-

Donald: we’re going to the search and rescue center

Douglas: why tf would we need to go there

Donald: and you say I have one brain cell

Douglas: CAUSE YOU DO! DUMB ASS RAT

Donald: AYE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!

Douglas: WHAT YOU GONNA DO!? UR NOT MY MOM

Donald: WE DONT HAVE ONE WERE TRAINS!

Douglas: STOP APPLYING LOGIC TO EVERYTHING! LIKE LOOK AT AEG!

Donald: yeah you have a point….BUT STILL

Douglas: UGHH

-they clear the line to the search and rescue center and went back the clearing the mainline-

Donald: so where to now?

Douglas: fuck you. You never listen to me

Donald: are you Emo again?

Douglas: WHAT

Donald: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ARE YOU EMO AGAIN

Douglas: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EMO AGAIN

Donald:….BITCH YOU DONT REMEMBER!?

Douglas: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!

-Donald went on explaining how Douglas was Emo when they were back on Scotland-

Douglas: BITCH THAT WAS YOU

Donald: NO THE FUCK IT WASNT

-at the end of the day they are still brothers-

Spencer: .-. STOP TORMENTING ME

-NEVER NOW STFU AND GO TO THE CORNER-

Spencer: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

-YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID-

The recoms: dealing with spider while quaritch is away

Mansk: ok kid time to wash up

Spider:……hell….no

Mansk: so you wanna go around smelling musty. Ha I think the think not. Shower now.

Spider: Make me

-a few minutes later-

Mansk: -washing spiders hair in the showers-

Spider:……why

Mansk: didnt i say stfu

Spider:…..

Mansk: thank you

-after Mansk got done washing spiders hair and spider got done taking a shower-

Lyle: ok it’s my turn now

Mansk: take him

Spider: WOOOOOOWWWWWWW

mansk: -walks away leaving spider with Lyle-

Lyle: ok so you wanna watch a movie with the rest of the recoms?

Spider:….sounds….interesting but ok

Lyle: ok come on -leads spider to the recoms bunks-

Z-dog: JA AND LOPEZ PLEASE STFU WITH ALL THAT SINGING

ja And lopez: -mourning the death of Fike,Walker,brown(He should have lived) , and the other recoms that died while singing terribly-

Z-dog: UGHHHHH -puts their head under the pillows-

Spider:….does this happen normally?

Lyle: it’s best to ignore it

-a few hours later after they got done watching a movie and put spider to sleep-

Quaritch: I’m back how did it go?

Mansk: good

Lyle: mhm! We took care of him boss

Z-dog: -asleep on one of the bunk beds-

Pranger: -also asleep-

Quaritch: y’all did good. Now get some rest. We have a busy day ahead of us

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

can you write recoms x reader who has ptsd from s/a and r*pe?

Ok so I hope I’m not coming off as rude or anything towards you. It’s just that I don’t wanna trigger anyone with s/a And r*pe for those who have gone through it. (And if you have I am very sore to hear about that.) even though I was over the moon for this to be my first request I was also really confused on if I should do it or not. So no I will not be writing recoms x Reader with ptsd from s/a r*pe. I’m sure another writer would be more comfortable than I am to write it though.

recom squad with chubby, thicc y/n??

-eats the request cutely-

Yes I will do a recom squad with chubby/thick YN cause I’m also chubby myself and have no ass because because my friends say I have none. Also sorry for not getting to this request a couple days ago I was busy and didn’t have time to reply to this request. So yeah I’ll try and get it done in a couple of days just you wait.