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Jason : The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Tim : I almost died!

Jason : Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

Thanks for tagging me @mybrainisoveractive! I love you ;3 Mwah! (540!!)

Gender? What’s a girl really?

Sexuality? Respectfully no <3 I’ll just look from on top Mount Everest! (Where I’m probably already dead from suffocation TAT)

Romantic attraction? Do fictional people count? No? Then no.

I hav no friends (</3) so reblog/tag as you wish ~~\(*^*\)

Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast

It’s gotten out of hand 😭🤚 @graveswithadot @mybrainisoveractive

Dick : Why’d you kill him?!

Jason : I didn’t want him alive.

Damian : That is reasonable. *nodding*

Tim : *Also nodding*

Dick : How is that reasonable???

Damian : We’re going to die!

Dick : Now, I don’t to hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Damian : Yay! We’re going to die, woooo!

Dick : …

Tim : He’s got you there.

Jason : *Inelegant snort*

Tim : Can’t you just hit him with your knife?

Dick : I believe the term is ‘Stab’.

Jason and Damian : *Confused and afraid to know why Tim asked Dick instead of either of them*

Tim : Is that blood?

Jason/Damian : Don’t worry, it’s not mine.

Dick : That’s suppose to reassure me??

*The whole Batfam staring at a building lit on fire that have the words : Fuck You, B!*

Jason, laughing his lungs out : I didn’t do it!

Dick, half-horrified half-amused : Then why are you laughing?

Jason : Cuz who ever did is a fucking genius! HAH!

Tim and Damian, slowly inching away : …

Bat family Social Media Au’s are to die for??

I would get down on one knee and propose to my bsf if it meant that I would get unlimited fanfics of the Batfam on social media platforms or have their own reality tv show (eg. The Kardashians)

I read this one fic where people find out that Ra’s is the Head of the League of Assassins/Shadows.

And the chapter before that was talking about Damian COMMITTING A LOT OF “TAX FRAUD”. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.

Y’all know those fanfics where the Civvie Batfam deal with Villains/Rogue (who don’t know their nightly activities) in daylight?

Well, yes, to those fics. I need more. Like >

Luthor : “Hello, Mr. Drake!”

Tim : “It’s Drake-Wayne!” *Literally dead inside*

Or

Harley : “Isn’t he just a cute pudding? A little air headed, but definitely good!”

Ivy : *Nods*

Bruce : *Internalised groan* “Hahahah!”

Or

Damian : *Kidnapped by low level Black Mask thugs*

Five mins later…

Damian : *Kidnapping the low level Black Mask thugs*

You get the point, I feel.

*In a do or die situation*

Damian : Do you trust me?

Tim : No?

Damian :

Damian : Smart man *Proceeds to kick Tim down the cliff*

Tim : daaaaaMMMMMMMIIIIIIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Damian : Names!

*On a rescue mission that’s time sensitive*

Dick : Which way did Hood and Robin go?

Tim : Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the gravel. I’d say they went left.

Dick : You could really figure it out from all that?

Tim : No, you idiot. They said it over the comms when you were busy flirting— Sorry, I meant, interrogating the lady.

*Breakfast the day after Dick made Joker kick the bucket*

Dick : Is it considered murder if you say sorry after?

Alfred : Not if you don’t get caught.

Bruce : Do you really have to discuss this over breakfast?!

Did some research on Alfred (the Cat) and realised, my cat looked like Alfred (the Cat) —The white at the end of its tail :

Honestly though, I think Cullen could be in the “everyone always trust them but they’re always the imposter” category.

Also, Damian could definitely be in the “Imposter that gets caught immediately” category.

Jason : Damn, who hurt you?

Tim : Want a list?

Jason : Yes, actually.

Tim : You do know you’re apart of it right?

Jason : Uhh, don’t know if you can tell but we’re surrounded!

Dick, grinning like a maniac : Great! We can attack in all directions.

Damian : *A little terrified but has a new found respect for Dick*

Tim : *Already beating the shit out of them*

Bruce : Go to sleep, Tim.

Tim : I’ll go to sleep when God lets me.

Bruce :

Bats : *Worried noises*

*Jason, walking pass Tim in the cave*

Tim, in the batcomputer chair : Sniff* Sniff*

Jason : What?

Tim :

Tim : Are you using SuNsIiK?

Jason : Yeah, why?

Tim : DiSgUsTiNg

Jason : …

Pru : This isn’t going the way we planned!

Tim : Nope, not in the slightest... but it’s kind of thrilling! Though I could have done without the attempts on our lives.