Tony: If Murdered, I Want A Closed-casket Funeral. However, Towards The End Of The Service, Please Have
tony: if murdered, i want a closed-casket funeral. however, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "pop goes the weasel" over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation
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