Tony: If Murdered, I Want A Closed-casket Funeral. However, Towards The End Of The Service, Please Have

tony: if murdered, i want a closed-casket funeral. however, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "pop goes the weasel" over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation

thor: murder is never the answer

valkyrie: of course, murder is a question

loki: and the answer is yes

bucky: sam and i are so close that we share a toothbrush

sam:

sam: we what

happy: if a stranger came up to you and said "i'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?

peter: i'd say "you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!"

tony:

tony, teaching peter how to drive: okay, now, you're driving and flash and ned walk onto the road. what do you hit, pete?

peter: flash, obviously, why would i want to hit ned?

tony:

tony: the breaks, kid. you hit the breaks

bucky: that guy said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response

sam: you mean fight or flight

bucky: no, i don’t