Tony: "theory" Is When You Know Everything And Nothing Works. "practice" Is When Everything Works But

tony: "theory" is when you know everything and nothing works. "practice" is when everything works but no one knows why. in our team, theory and practice are combined

tony, looking at a burning building: nothing works and no one knows why

frigga: what do we say when someone disagrees with us?

loki: that’s homophobic

frigga:

interviewer to pepper: so what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

tony, grabbing the mic: amazing. i never thought i would ever be this happy

NO I’M NOT A ST*RKER SHIPPER PLEASE DON’T THINK THAT MY USER IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IRONDAD THING

tony: *spills tea on his shirt* SHIT!

peter: well i guess it’s now called a—

tony: don’t.

peter:

tony: do NOT say it

peter:

tony:

peter: a tea shirt

airport attendant: no fluids allowed

peter: okay *chugs shampoo*

airport attendant:

tony: i am so sorry you had to witness that

[mj trying to open the door]

peter: you can’t come in here! ned’s naked!

mj: what?

ned: what?

peter: well, i couldn’t say i was naked, she’s allowed to see me naked

ned: WHY DOES ANYONE HAS TO BE NAKED