Tony: "theory" Is When You Know Everything And Nothing Works. "practice" Is When Everything Works But

tony: "theory" is when you know everything and nothing works. "practice" is when everything works but no one knows why. in our team, theory and practice are combined

tony, looking at a burning building: nothing works and no one knows why

thor: *moves to hug loki*

loki: *steps aside*

thor: why did you move?

loki: i thought you were going to attack me

thor: i was going to hug you

loki: why would you hug me?

thor: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU

peter: i said i wanted mcdonald’s

tony: yeah and i bought you mcdonald’s!

peter: i meant a big mac or something, not the entire company!

tony: guys, we have a problem

peter: is it the fire?

tony: no— THERE’S A FIRE?

harley: oh, forget it, this sounds more interesting

joaquin: i’m gonna be honest, i feel like you don’t like me

bucky: i’ve told you multiple times that i don’t

bucky, waking up after being knocked out: where are we?

sam, sarcastically: heaven

bucky: oh

bucky: didn’t think you’d be here