I Have Promised Some Things On Here And Started Things On Multiple Sites. Curse My Hyper Fixation Being

I have promised some things on here and started things on multiple sites. Curse my hyper fixation being in between things at the moment so I can't do any of it!

A few months after the events of TBT and everything calms down/ the trolls are healing.

Lily showing her stump, "The Bergan chief would have made me into soup if it wasn't for this guy." Seeing the bros horrified faces, "I know, I would have been a better pizza."

Bruce: Looking at Lily concerned, "Is dark humor how you handle a depressive episode?"

Lily, "Episode? Papa blue this is a depressive series that's in season twenty and still going strong."

Bruce looked at Brandy who immediately called the family therapist.

Interview soon after Bitty B joined the band, and JD just finished introducing everyone with their roles (Leader, Heartthrob, ect.)

Interviewer motions to Lily just off stage, "And what does she do?"

JD, "She keeps the brain cell."

All the bros, "All hail the keeper of the brain cell!"

Good Omens Family

I have been watching and reading Good Omens stuff recently, and I have my own idea for an OC that is Aziraphale and Crowley's kid. She is tall and slender like Crowley with Zira's more solid frame helping round the kid out so she's not a beanpole. Appearance wise she has Crowleys dark hair and good cheekbones with Zira's blue eyes and kindly/cheerful smile and air. She doesn't like it when there are homophobic comments about her Papa (Zira) and Dad (Crowley when he isn't feeling feminine, which is when Crowley is Mum).

There are many ideas for how the ineffable idiots got a child. And in my AU Crowley carried their daughter after turning to female due to being bored and needing a change in her skin. After their initial panic when she didn't change back to male at will they found she was pregnant which was another round of panic. This idea is purely self indulgent as while it is fantastic for Crowley to be protective over a pregnant Zira, I just couldn't pass up on how dramatic a pregnant Cowley would be. And the idea of a sweet but equally protective Zira is something that should also be explored.

When it came to naming their daughter it was a long discussion. There were several biblical suggestions (Aziraphale) and more modern rockstars (Crowley). Finally they decided on the biblical but modern Sarah with a coin toss deciding that her middle name would be Ruth. Sarah was the reason that Crowley and Zira got officially married (according to mortals) and helped in their move to the South Downs (Zira accepted that an antique bookshop was not the right place for a baby). But as in another fic that I cannot remember the name of, Zira was able to open/run a library in their South Down village so it was an easier transition.

Sarah was generally a happy and well behaved baby, but when she needed/wanted something she was loud (Crowley would say it was the demon in her to even out the angel). Growing up Sarah was a quiet and introverted kid who loved books, oldies music, and the garden/plants that were around the house (Crowley could not stop her from stroking and complementing them, a fact that always made Zira laugh). And if there were a few times in elementary school that Sarah brought a pitch black snake for show and tell that insisted on staying around her shoulders for the entire day (it was a very well behaved snake, and Crowley was somehow never around on those days, Aziraphale had to come sort things out with the school). Though the rest of Sarah's schooling if there was ever a bullying problem that same black snake found it's way into her school bag and came out when she was being backed into a wall (and if anyone heard her call it dad, they had to be hearing things.) When Sarah learned to drive, and started thanking the Bentley for the help but she really did have to practice because not every car was as great as she (the Bentley) was everyone just thought that her parents had rubbed off on her too much.

I realized I have not talked about Sarah's fashion style. While she will dress up in a usually white button up/collared shirt and black knee length skirt on a formal occasion her daily style was normally dark blue jeans (not the skin tight ones Crowley wears on the T.V. show, boot cut ones) and t-shirts. Given her skin tone Sarah usually wears blue or green as they look better, but she will wear an occasional red or purple if she likes the shirt.

As for how Heaven and Hell reacted to the development of their traitors having a child together, it was mostly ignored. Some demons (I'm looking at you Hastur) put her down as a possible way to get back a Crowley but mostly it was noted as something they didn't know could happen but did. Sarah knows about Heaven and Hell, like she knows her Papa is an Angel and her Dad is a Demon which is why she has her own abilities. But these were just facts in her life. The sky was blue, the grass was green, her Dad turns into a snake, heaven and hell were real and she would never see them as long as her parents had a say in the matter.

These are all the ideas that I have currently. I hope you enjoy.

Bad Batch Afterlife? Hunter

You weren't sure how you got here. You were walking down the street and felt the gunshot, remembered falling to your knees and things going dark. But then you woke up here, surrounded by corridors and people you did not know.

Looking around you heard someone threatening another with death if they continued talking about the dead son they had murdered. So you hurry away from those voices to find yourself in a giant room that looked like a honeycomb. The voices were coming up behind you so you quickly begin to climb down it and hid from people in the shadows of the darkened room.

Quickly darting though the ground floor you found another door that lead to more corridors. Then you realized that you were feeling a breeze and looked at your clothing for the first time. Or your lack of it.

That morning you had dressed in a long sleeved sweater, jeans, and boots due to it being cold out. Now you were wearing a sleeveless garment that fell to your mid thigh, and very little else. Looking around you found that the doors had names on them. Maybe this place had a room for you where you could find a more stable outfit while you figured out what was going on.

Hurrying forward you found that there were less and less female sounds coming from the rooms around you. It was starting to be only male sounds. And that was something you remembered too well from your days as a slave.

You wanted to go back but by now you were well and truly lost. Panicking you started to hear a voice, no multiple voices that sounded almost identical. CLONES!

Instantly your mind jumped to Hunter, with his warm eyes and advanced senses always ready to protect his squad. Hurrying through the mass of bodies you started asking about him by describing his signature bandana and facial tattoo. Then that smoky voice came over your shoulder, "Y/N?"

Spinning quickly in place you see him, and immediately run to him hitting his chest hard enough to make him stumble slightly, "Hunter!" Pressing your face against his neck, "Your here."

His arms wrapped securely around you before you heard his voice say, "I've got you." And in that moment you knew that you were safe. Feeling him pull away slightly, "Lets get you out of the open."

You were still pressed against his side in not quite a hug, but not daring to fully let him as he lead you down the twisting hallways to a door, opening it to show an apartment. Closing the door securely behind the two of you, the arm around your waist bringing you to a bedroom. Your knees give out from under you and you sit on the bed hard, before looking up to see him digging though some drawers for something. Pulling out some sweatpants and a T-shirt he brought it over to the bed and set them next to you. "I'll be in the living room if you need me," he reassures you before leaving the room and shutting the door behind him.

A smile breaks over your face as you quickly stand up to change. Of course he would make sure you would have clothes you feel comfortable in before talking about everything that had happened. Hunter was just kind and thoughtful like that.

When you emerged after changing he was standing at the stove with a boiling pot and turned to see you. He froze, watching you before you speak, "Hunter?"

Shaking his head once, "Sorry, I was just working on the stew from lunch yesterday."

That brought out another smile as you move to sit down at the table, "Stew sounds fantastic." He always thought of his family/squad first and took care of them so well. But then a thought hit you, "Shouldn't we wait for the others before we eat?"

Hunter just shook his head, "No, they won't mind." Setting a full bowl of stew in front of you before asking, "Is there anything you'd like to drink?" Hearing you would like some water he quickly got the full jug and set it next to you with a glass for you to refill as often as you wanted. And then there was a small plate, a full basket of rolls and a container of butter put next to your bowl as well as a knife for the butter. You beamed at him again, he really was too kind to you. His squad should be home soon though if he was setting all of this out.

That made you think of a question, "How long have you been here?" Seeing his face fall, "I just have been sending you messages for months and you haven't responded..." His facial expresstion became more complicated and the two of you started talking about the place you were and how the two of you, and his squad all came to be there.

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*Authors Note* I am sorry that this took so long. I will try to get Hunter's POV out soon. My brain has decided to change hyperfixations and it has been a struggle to focus. But I have not forgotten!

You had your own phone at 14? I didn't get one until I went to college. Any field trip ect. before that I used one of the two "family" cell phones.

I remember 7th grade. One of our teachers found out 3 girls in the class are vaping. Teachers were so shocked, woah, that never meant to happen, blah blah 🙄 guess they don't know half of the school is vaping as well 🤦🏼 #newgeneration

The principal was so angry, she did something I don't think it's legal 🤷🏼

She took their phones and just asked for the password. She looked at all their messages, photos, apps, literally the entire phone memory. After that she called their parents because of inappropriate images she found

But 😶

She continued on us and the entire school. She just asks for a password and tells you to leave the room. We were so scared we deleted EVERYTHING from our phones 😂 at the end she only asked a few more students and we did it for nothing 🤦🏼

Anyway

Wanted to ask how would you react 🙃

If the principal walks to you and says "Gimme your phone. What's the password?" What are you doing?

Knowing she would look at everything? 😂 Your private conversations with family, friends, social media, phone gallery, everything? (Imagine ur 13-14 years old)

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