John Dory Telling Everyone That Branch And Poppy Should Take Their Time And Not Get Delustional.

John Dory telling everyone that Branch and Poppy should take their time and not get delustional.

Bruce/Spruce, "Says the guy who was doodling his joint tombstone with Lily at the age of sixteen and still hasn't asked her out over twenty years later."

*Brozone bros, Poppy, Viva, and Brandy all look at JD.*

Branch, "You did that?" He is shocked but doesn't know if he should be happy that Lily would be officially a part of the family or appalled because that's his mama.

John Dory stands still blinking for a moment before saying too loudly, "I need to go check on Rhonda, see you later!" And running away.

I found a nativity my mother does not have.

Sleepy baby

At two this morning I felt little paws on my face as my cat walked down my side to lay on me like a railing.

Me: "Well, I guess this is happening." After my cat settled, "I wonder how non-cat people would react to this?"

A few months after the events of TBT and everything calms down/ the trolls are healing.

Lily showing her stump, "The Bergan chief would have made me into soup if it wasn't for this guy." Seeing the bros horrified faces, "I know, I would have been a better pizza."

Bruce: Looking at Lily concerned, "Is dark humor how you handle a depressive episode?"

Lily, "Episode? Papa blue this is a depressive series that's in season twenty and still going strong."

Bruce looked at Brandy who immediately called the family therapist.

Good Omens Family

I have been watching and reading Good Omens stuff recently, and I have my own idea for an OC that is Aziraphale and Crowley's kid. She is tall and slender like Crowley with Zira's more solid frame helping round the kid out so she's not a beanpole. Appearance wise she has Crowleys dark hair and good cheekbones with Zira's blue eyes and kindly/cheerful smile and air. She doesn't like it when there are homophobic comments about her Papa (Zira) and Dad (Crowley when he isn't feeling feminine, which is when Crowley is Mum).

There are many ideas for how the ineffable idiots got a child. And in my AU Crowley carried their daughter after turning to female due to being bored and needing a change in her skin. After their initial panic when she didn't change back to male at will they found she was pregnant which was another round of panic. This idea is purely self indulgent as while it is fantastic for Crowley to be protective over a pregnant Zira, I just couldn't pass up on how dramatic a pregnant Cowley would be. And the idea of a sweet but equally protective Zira is something that should also be explored.

When it came to naming their daughter it was a long discussion. There were several biblical suggestions (Aziraphale) and more modern rockstars (Crowley). Finally they decided on the biblical but modern Sarah with a coin toss deciding that her middle name would be Ruth. Sarah was the reason that Crowley and Zira got officially married (according to mortals) and helped in their move to the South Downs (Zira accepted that an antique bookshop was not the right place for a baby). But as in another fic that I cannot remember the name of, Zira was able to open/run a library in their South Down village so it was an easier transition.

Sarah was generally a happy and well behaved baby, but when she needed/wanted something she was loud (Crowley would say it was the demon in her to even out the angel). Growing up Sarah was a quiet and introverted kid who loved books, oldies music, and the garden/plants that were around the house (Crowley could not stop her from stroking and complementing them, a fact that always made Zira laugh). And if there were a few times in elementary school that Sarah brought a pitch black snake for show and tell that insisted on staying around her shoulders for the entire day (it was a very well behaved snake, and Crowley was somehow never around on those days, Aziraphale had to come sort things out with the school). Though the rest of Sarah's schooling if there was ever a bullying problem that same black snake found it's way into her school bag and came out when she was being backed into a wall (and if anyone heard her call it dad, they had to be hearing things.) When Sarah learned to drive, and started thanking the Bentley for the help but she really did have to practice because not every car was as great as she (the Bentley) was everyone just thought that her parents had rubbed off on her too much.

I realized I have not talked about Sarah's fashion style. While she will dress up in a usually white button up/collared shirt and black knee length skirt on a formal occasion her daily style was normally dark blue jeans (not the skin tight ones Crowley wears on the T.V. show, boot cut ones) and t-shirts. Given her skin tone Sarah usually wears blue or green as they look better, but she will wear an occasional red or purple if she likes the shirt.

As for how Heaven and Hell reacted to the development of their traitors having a child together, it was mostly ignored. Some demons (I'm looking at you Hastur) put her down as a possible way to get back a Crowley but mostly it was noted as something they didn't know could happen but did. Sarah knows about Heaven and Hell, like she knows her Papa is an Angel and her Dad is a Demon which is why she has her own abilities. But these were just facts in her life. The sky was blue, the grass was green, her Dad turns into a snake, heaven and hell were real and she would never see them as long as her parents had a say in the matter.

These are all the ideas that I have currently. I hope you enjoy.