"Jargyle And Ronance Won't Happen Bro Nancy And Johanthan Are Literally Dati-" GUYS DO YOU HEAR SMTH?

"Jargyle and Ronance won't happen bro Nancy and Johanthan are literally dati-" GUYS DO YOU HEAR SMTH? BC I DON'T.

"It's the 80's! Stop trying to make everyone gay, it's unrea-" Lol no.

I might actually loose followers over this lmao (Lumax and Jancy are T4T, by the way, nobody can convince me otherwise fr)

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT WILL AND LUCAS HAVE A SPECIAL HUG? Like they lean in, Will does a tappity-tap, and then they hug. THEY ARE SO CUTe? They're the best duo fight me.

Listen, I love Byler and the community, this is by far the funnest fandom I've ever been in, but some of you are straight up jerks.

Those kind of Bylers are completely fine when their mikey poo and willy will are shipped together, but as SOON as Will or Mike are shipped with ANYONE else but each other? Oh, that's a problem.

As soon as I open up the comments of a Lucas x Will, Dustin x Will, Mike x Lucas, Mike x Dustin, Mike x El post it's all "Byler solos", "Byler>>" and "Byler endgame!". And then those are the same people who rant about how Milevens don't respect their ship. You're just as bad. You're being JUST as disrespectful.

I'm so tired of it. It's literally embarrassing to ship Byler at this point. Either respect ships, or admit you're just as bad of a person as everyone else.

Pspsps this Isn't byler hate, of course It isn't, I ship byler myself. It's just so annoying to watch the constant hypocrisy and stupid arguments over silly little stranger things ships, especially between byler and mileven. Anyways, byler and mileven shippers kiss me.

WHY are people being ableist towards Max? Like please. Max being blind and disabled from the waist down/their entire body does not make them any less of a good character. I'm hoping they end up okay and get a wheelchair and or cane because that would be such an important representation for disabled people everywhere. There's people literally saying "They should've killed off Max because they're gonna be weird now," like bro. You're telling me you'd rather have a character be literally killed then have them be disabled? Please. It's disabled pride month. Go cry about it.

A list of all of my ST ships so far🤷🏾‍♂️

Byclair (Lucas x Will) THEY ARE SO CUTE AND I ADORE THEM!!! Bisexual Non-binary Lucas and Gay Will!

ELMAXXX (El x Max, Big surprise there) THEY ARE SUCH GFS!! Bisexual Trans Max, Lesbian Asexual enby El! (T4t. No critisim)

HENCLAIR!! (Lucas x Dustin) BOYFRIENDS FR! Bisexual enby Lucas n Asexual trans Dustin!! (T4t bc I said so.)

STONATHAN!!! (Johnathan x Steve) Enimes to lovers fr. Bisexual Steve and (They r t4t)

RONANCE <3 (Robin x Nancy) SOFT GFS! RONANCE? ROMANCE Bisexual trand Nancy and Lesbian demigirl Robin! (...T4t.)

JARGYLE!! (Johnathan x Argyle) THEY R CHAOTIC BFS!!!! Bisexual trans Johnathan, Pansexual trans Argyle :) (Can u guess what I'm gonna say? T4t.) I think that's about it?? In conclusion, Gays.

(Update: Byclair is happening. Not exactly sure where this fits into all this...)

(GUYS I LIKE STONATHAN MORE THAN STEDDIE THINGS R CHANGING???)