My Wife And I Are Similar To The Perciver Ship In HP And Somehow I Only Just Now Realized That.

My wife and I are similar to the Perciver ship in HP and somehow I only just now realized that.

First off, I am not married. I just refer to them as my wife because we have decided that if we are unmarried by 30 we will marry each other, and we are not going to be married by 30.

They're Oliver. Driven and, while outwardly a bit hyper and maybe somewhat messy, quite driven. Low self esteem which I don't understand because how can someone so pretty not know that they have fantastic hair and a brilliant personality and great bone structure and I need to shut up about how hot my wife is or my family will find out I'm gay, and they're Christian, so that won't go well.

I'm Percy, a burned out gifted kid with a probably autistic father and a nice mom. I burned out early but, as I was already severely psychologically damaged, I wasn't able to show that without triggering my fight or flight response because the idea of any visible imperfection causes panic.

Anyways, my wife is hot, I need therapy, good night.

I have an idea for a tiktok but I don't have the cosplay yet so I'm posting it here.

(In the amulet, the day Mikell becomes just another host)

Mikell Bright: Are we alone?

Jack Lumineaux, as that is what he has always been: For now. Maybe forever.

You wanna know a secret?

Adam thinks he made Bright, with all his rants and his hard won lessons. 'Excise your doubts, James!' 'Be what they fear, James!' Like everything was the same as when mom left.

But he didn't make Bright. You did.

(ALTERNATIVELY, in my Vyranoth redemption AU for Warcraft)

Sabellian wins and Wrathion runs away, then feels the need to prove that he isn't evil so he sacrifices himself to lock the Vault of the Incarnates with Iridikron's ghost inside. Between his vanishing and his reappearance, he goes to the Shadowlands and meets Malygos. They chat a bit, discover a bunch of similarities between themselves, and repair Malygos' view of the Black Dragons somewhat. Wrathion's first thought when the vault door closes is "I forgot to tell Mal where I was going" so that's why Vyra is talking about Mal.

Wrathion, locked in the Vault of the Incarnates: Are we alone?!

Vyranoth, in a visage that no one other than Malygos even knew she had: For now. Maybe forever.

Wanna know a secret?

Talonixia thought she made Malygos with all her rants and her hard won lessons. 'Excise your doubts, Mal!' 'Be what they fear, Mal!' Like everything was the same as when Galakrond taught her.

But she didn't make Mal.

Your father did.

TW: EDs, discussion of weight, discussion of starvation, discussion of BMI. Stay safe out there bestie

So reportedly, SCP-073 is 6'0 and about 165 lbs. Why does this need to be posted?

Do you know how much metal weighs? Having metal arms and legs would make the absolute lowest weight of a healthy 6'0 male AT LEAST 300 LBS.

We could say that the metal isn't all that heavy, but for it to be functional at all (And it IS) it would still need to up his healthy weight range to at least 200 lbs, probably closer to 250.

*Violently shakes kin* ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL?

We're going to use a BMI calculator to figure this out. We'll say that he's 7'0 because to be in a healthy weight range you must be at least 225 lbs if you are 7', and we assume that eh would also need to be in that range.

That would put his BMI at 16.4. This is considered dangerously low, and while his anomalous properties do allow him to be immortal, that doesn't mean that being in a state of starvation with no chance of turning down your metabolism to keep you stable won't have consequences. Quantity of life isn't quality of life.

All I'm saying is someone should check on this magnificent bastard.

I know we all love the idea that James would flirt with Remus to make Sirius jealous enough to confess, but what about adult Wolfstar? 'Cause James is dead, and Wolfstar are split.

I think it's Kingsley. Like, any time Wolfstar start a fight, Kingsley just walks up and kisses Remus, and then Sirius is jealous again, so no fight! This results in some awkward experiences with the golden trio however, because nobody knows who Remus is actually dating. Everyone is in love with him though so it doesn't matter.

This is in the Harry Potter BOOKS. Not the movies. Movie Molly Weasley isn't perfect but is at least good. :)

I can just imagine Molly, who wanted all of her boys to be girls, having very high standards for them. Not high in the 'you must all be carbon copies of me' way but in the 'you can be yourself but only if you do it exactly how I think you should' way.

So of course, Percy is an incredibly gifted individual with an IQ off the charts and the uncontrollable desire for success, and Molly knows what he should do with it, but he doesn't like her plan. He doesn't want to go into the Ministry under his father and marry a woman who acts like Molly.

But his friends accept that. His little found family, Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory, Penelope Clearwater, Cho Chang, maybe even Marcus Flint, when him and Oliver got along, loved him for being himself, and that was enough.

(Also you can't tell me this man is cishet. It isn't possible. He's transmasc and gay as the sun is hot.)

(Also also Penelope and him were mutual beards and she went on to marry Cho Chang)

I suddenly made a lot of connections in a very short amount of time so I'm here to tell you about it.

In Harry Potter, lycanthropy is a kind of metaphor for HIV/AIDS.

Fenrir Greyback gave it to Remus Lupin when Rem was FIVE.

We just completely overlook that Lupin wasn’t a ‘Casanova’, he was a CSA victim coping badly

Why can't I be happy? And why have all of my comfort characters been hurt so badly? Like, without fail. All of them.