One Of My Favorite Things About My Job That I Can Say To People That Sounds Utterly Ridiculous But Is

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

I miss loving myself like I did in 2021.

I miss being so self-obsessed that I was jealous when others took my alone time away from me.

I miss being jealous over myself and my time.

Loving my own scent.

Being autosexual as all hell.

Let's bring her back please.

Where did that me go?

I've gotta try for her again.

hey why is it even considered an odd or bad thing that narcissists need the ego boosts and shit. when every neurotypical ever is like "do i look good in this?" and youre supposed to say yes and if you dont they get mad. like everyone needs the ego boosts. everyone needs praise and someone to tell them theyre good. why. is it demonized when its npd. (i know why) why is it only bad when we need and crave and thrive on extra positive attention and praise.

reblog this post with pd coded songs

i wish aussie citizens werent fucking lazy bastards

i will admit, one NPD stereotype i do fit is the need to drag down others in order to prevent them from feeling as though they’re better than me.

if someone is overly confident about themselves, i feel the need to make slight jabs at it, often without even realising i’m doing it, just to be sure they aren’t putting themselves above me.

as i said, i usually don’t even realise i’m doing it until it’s done, but it’s important to support NPD even if some of our symptoms do hurt or upset others.

if your support for NPD is limited only to those who do not have symptoms that align with certain stereotypes, then you are not an advocate.