Hey, Father! Thou Canst Not Take Me From Benedikt. And I Am A Gangster; Didst Thou Not Think That I Would

hey, father! thou canst not take me from benedikt. and I am a gangster; didst thou not think that I would be able to sneak out? silly thee, silly thee... now thou art unconscious

what if I changed mine username into marshallseosblog

what then

prithee, dost not think I have ran out of insults. I am not merely a rizz master but also a pun master. dost not let that slip from thy memory 🫵🤨

finding this wonderful dividers account (@/thecutestgrotto 🫶) hath prompted me to make an introduction post as my fellow veronians have made (beware, for I shalt be overusing these – they are so pretty!)

hello! 'tis mercutio 😎 and this is mine ask blog!

thou canst ask me anything thy heart desireth; from philosophical questions to verona gossip, I shalt answer them all, while trying my best to be funny, of course 😌 and my messages are open! (thou wilt not see me as thy follower, for this is a sideblog)

but prithee, be kind! above all, we are civilised citizens (that is a lie)

some things thou shouldst know about me:

I hate tybalt

I love benvolio

romeo is my bestie

paris and the prince of verona are my noble kinsmen

I like making jokes and puns 😍

rizz is my middle name

I have decided to take part in this feud because I like the drama and not because I have any affiliation with the families 🫡

(actually, I do, for romeo and benvolio are my good friends. oh well, thou gettest the point)

and I'm an adult, so keep that in mind when thou art interacting with me as a minor! I want this to be a safe and comfortable space for everyone

I s'pose that is about it. oh, and here's my friends' blogs! thou shouldst support them fr (even tybalt)

@urfavmontague

@romeonotexiled

@thecapuletjuliet

@tybaltcapuletsblog

@county-paris

@prince-of-verone

@father-lawerence

@valentineescalus

@dailymercutio (me in an alter universe)

@hamlet-the-dane-official (a friend from denmarke)

I thank thee for reading! lots of love ❤️

(except for thee, tybalt)

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what if I changed mine username into marshallseosblog

what then

hello, good people! I hope you are all faring well!

it hath come to mine attention that lord capulet will have yet another party tonight! I shall be going, for the capulet parties RULE!

and, of course, I shall try to get romeo and benvolio to join me there. I s'pose it shan't be difficult to convince romeo to sneak in – his love will be there, after all. benvolio, on the other hand... that shalt be quite a challenge. BUT! I have my ways!

art thou going to go to the party, too? what art thou going to wear? it shall be another masquerade ball, so I will pick my clothes to match my mask 🤭