This Is Great! Please, Make Sure To Check It Out When You're Able

this is great! please, make sure to check it out when you're able 💖

I have no self control so heres my new story as well

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33425548/chapters/83031448

jackie burkhart is that spin-off material kind of character. i keep thinking that maybe, if mila kunis wasn't so sick of playing jackie, she could've gotten her own tv show.

now i'm sad :(

*part 1 here*

Hyde, still drunk: Why is he even here?

Jackie's boyfriend: You got a problem with me, man?

Jackie: Oh God...

Hyde, slurring: Yes, I do. I should be getting back together with my chick, but you're ruining my plans, dumbass.

Jackie, muttering to herself: What did I do to deserve this? I just wanted to have dinner.

Jackie's boyfriend: You're so full of shit.

Jackie: I knew I should've ordered a pizza. [looks at her friends and the Formans] You're just gonna sit there and watch?

Fez: It is more entertaining this way.

*now Hyde and Jackie's boyfriend are fighting*

Jackie's boyfriend: Ow, my eye!

Kelso: Hey, that's my line, man!

Hyde, after getting punched in the face: I'm too drunk for this.

Jackie: GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!

Everybody:

Eric: Just to be clear, which one are you referring to?

Kelso: I have nothing to do with this.

Jackie: Uh... the one that's actually my boyfriend? [grabs the bottle of tequila and leaves the room] Excuse me, I need a drink.

Donna: Man, I missed all this drama!

hello my honeys 😊

first of all, today is my birthday 🎊 i am really happy and i wanted to share this with you guys 🥰

second, i'm so sorry i'm not posting content constantly like i used to, i promise i'm working on it :)

and most importantly, i'd like to thank miss jackie burkhart for making me buy bell bottoms because... damn, i look so good!

love, mydearburkhart xx

*Single Ladies by Beyoncé is playing on the background*

Jackie, singing and dancing to the song: All the single ladies... all the single ladies... all the single ladies... now put your hands up!

Hyde, after turning it off: Put your hands God damn down, what the hell are you doing?

Jackie, with her hands still up: What is wrong with you?

Hyde: No, you're singing this a little personal like, all the single ladies put your hands up... put your shits down.

Jackie: It's a song.

Hyde: Did you forget I'm your boyfriend?

Jackie: Did you forget you didn't put a ring on it? So, technically... I am single!

Hyde: Ooh, that's what we're doing? You are not Beyoncé, you're Jacqueline Beulah Burkhart!

Jackie: You just said my middle name... play my song! [turns it back on]

Hyde, leaving the room: Damn it!

Jackie, screaming over the song: Where are you going?

Hyde: To the fucking jewelry store!

Jackie: I knew it would work.

a while ago i saw a tiktok about a woman who wore a white dress to her son's wedding because she hated her daughter-in-law. the sister-in-law, who also had a terrible relationship with her mother, got wine all over the dress and the woman had to go home and change.

pam burkhart is the kind of mother who would wear white to her own daughter's wedding and nobody can tell me otherwise.

and i think kitty would be the one to throw wine at her dress and kick her out of the ceremony.

but that's it. thank you for coming to my ted talk.