Jackie: I Did Not Sleep At All Last Night.

Jackie: I did not sleep at all last night.

Donna: You know what they say... If you can't sleep, it's because someone is thinking about you.

Jackie: Ha! Who'd be thinking about me at 3AM?

Hyde: *zen*

Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.

Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?

Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.

Kelso: Well, I guess I do.

Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?

Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.

Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.

Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!

[...]

Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...

Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]

Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.

Jackie: Okay, nobody make a big deal about it but I just broke up with Michael.

Fez: No...

Donna: Oh my Gosh, are you okay Jackie?

Jackie: Yeah, I'm fine. I just– I need to date somebody who has a clue, instead of an idiot who bangs his head every time he rides his bike out of his garage– every time!

Hyde: Hmm... I have a clue.

*spongebob narrator voice* five seasons later…

Laurie: He's a real nice guy, I like him a lot. He's real funny.

Red: You got pregnant for funny? Laurie, if he's funny... LAUGH!

Hyde: Anything for you, Doll.

Jackie: Really?

Hyde: Yeah...

Jackie: Okay then, can you go to therapy?

Hyde: But—

Jackie, pouting: For me...

Hyde:

Hyde: Fine.