Eric: Jackie Got Me A 'get Better Soon' Card.

Eric: Jackie got me a 'get better soon' card.

Donna: That's nice of her.

Eric: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.

*w: really drunk/bad karaoke singing*

Hyde: At the same time, I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck...

Jackie: You're an asshole, but I love you, and you make me so mad, I ask myself...

Hyde: Why I'm still here, or where could I go, you're the only love I've ever known...

Jackie: But I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be true love...

Hyde: True love, it must be.

Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.

Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?

Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.

Kelso: Well, I guess I do.

Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?

Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.

Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.

Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!

[...]

Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...

Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]

Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.

Eric: Girls don't like it when I start talking about Star Wars.

Hyde: That's not specific to girls.

*at a bar*

Jackie: This guy just offered to buy me a drink...

Hyde: Huh.

Eric, whispering to Donna: Oh my God, he's gonna punch the guy!

Hyde: Bring me a beer, Doll.

Jackie: You got it.

Eric, to Donna: Well, I wasn't expecting that.

Donna: Jackie, bring me one too!

Hyde: Oh, man. I can't find a snack...

*Jackie walks into the kitchen*

Hyde: Found one.