Do Y'all Remember How There Was This Trend Where Girls Would Mess With Their Bf's Or Smth By Putting

Do y'all remember how there was this trend where girls would mess with their bf's or smth by putting liquid latex or smth on their faces, and just say it's their monthly shed to mess, and get their reaction? Imagine MC being a menace they do the same thing with the demon brothers and even has Solomon backing them up like:

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MC: Oh, it looks like my monthly shed has come.

Mammon: Your monthly wha!?

Levi: Y-you mean like a snake..?

Solomon: Yeah, it's something humans get, we monthly shed.

Lucifer: I have never heard of that before...

Satan: I've never read that before..

Did anyone else not expect Mammon to like metal? Cause I didn't, but it sort of also make sense? Idk, I'm just happy that one of the demon brothers like metal like I do 😂❤️

God: *Deciding to make the wind blow MC's paper under Lucifer's feet* You need a family therapist my son.

*The brothers falling head over heels, becoming defensive, obsessive, and possessive over MC*

God: ...mydamn it.

*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

I sort of wonder if MC has ever thought of the demons, or angels as lucky for being demons/angels, yk for having powers and stuff like that, tbh I don't know which one I'm jealous of more, but I do wonder what y'all think and what you would prefer, either stay as human, or would like to be an angel or demon.

Is it just me? Or does anyone else see Lucifer as a "wine mom"? When I first found out that Lucifer enjoys drinking demonus, it instantly reminded me of those moms that drink wine when their children become too much to handle lol.

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Lucifer: This is my collection of demonus. It's precious to me, so you better not touch anything.

MC: ...I know a new nickname for you other than Luci.

Lucifer: What's that?

MC: *Whispers* Wine mom.

Lucifer: What?

MC: WINE MOM!