Lucifer : MC!!!

Lucifer : MC!!!

MC : LUCIFER!!!

Lucifer : MC!!!

MC : LUCIFER!!!

Raphael : Why are they yelling at eachother?

Solomon : They're trying to assert their dominance.

Lucifer : *grabs MC and throws them across the room out of frustration*

Solomon : Have you ever seen a flying sheep before? *chuckles*

Raphael : ...*internally facepalms*

5 year old MC

13 : I've decided to adopt MC.

Lucifer : No.

13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.

Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.

13 : Oh?

13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?

Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!

13 : You instantly got that.

13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.

Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.

Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.

Lucifer : ?!!!

MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!

Raphael : ...

Lucifer :

Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*

Mammon : Aha! And the culprit who's been breakin into MC's room is.....

Mammon : *pulls mask off of the tied up stranger's face*

All demon brothers : *GASP*

MC : MICHAEL?!

Michael : Haha.. it appears I've been caught..

Mammon : What're ya doin in the devildom?!

Mammon : AND WHY ARE YA BREAKIN INTO MC'S ROOM?!

Michael : Someone has to keep the place clean and bring MC fresh flowers and sweets everyday, along with a few little notes of love and encouragement every few days!

MC : WAIT WAIT WAIT! You're the one who always cleans my room and brings me lots of pretty flowers?! Food too! I thought it was Lucifer Beel and Asmo This whole time!!! And... Wait a minute.

MC : I GOT A WHOLE ASS 34 PAGE LONG LOVE LETTER!!!!!

Michael : *winks at MC*

MC :

Raphael : I don't like you.

MC : That's ok-

Raphael : I'm not finished talking so politely close your mouth.

Raphael : I love you.

MC : Aw..? I love you too

Solomon : or you could just yell "SHUT UP MC" it's less words.

Raphael : If you don't shut up I'm going to pierce you with my spear.

Solomon : Yes that works too.

Raphael : ...

Solomon : ...

Solomon : Wait, that was directed towards me... wasn't it?

MC : So, when I die... You will come pick me up?

13 : Yes.

MC : What happens after that???

13 : Marriage.

MC :

13 :

MC : I'm dying right now—