If You Want A Loving Villain Couple Just Do What Everyone Else Is Doing, Ship Golden Goose.

If you want a loving villain couple just do what everyone else is doing, ship Golden Goose.

What we want: Lucifer and Lilith being completely in love with each other and have a Gomez and Morticia dynamic and his wife is the only one that he doesn't care is taller than him it likely turns him on. All hail Mommy Dommie Lilith!

What we're likely to get: They're divorce and Lilith is Stella 2.0 with Luci being another 'uwu sad man' that Viv likes so much.

So, um, Gregor is DEFINITELY a cultist... The implications of this, especially for episode 6, are very interesting. Expect some more SM theory stuff coming soon. (On a side note, I'm not sure, but it looks like their doing a secret Santa, which is so funny and wholesome, as weird as it feels to say that about a cult that's trying to take over the world)

So @crossover-enthusiast , @the-spooky-children what do you think?

Also, I headcanon that these are all official Happy Fella merch in-universe and Dexter got to possess a nutcracker instead of a regular doll for a change.

I thought that was just Moloch dressed as Krampus?? The idea he looks similar is cool tho

It probably was, but I just really like making new characters at the slightest provocation.

It would make for a good fic/fan-comic, at least.

I like to think Krampus would sound just like Moloch but with a German accent and has grown to hate his job (He'd be great friends with Rick).

so, I heard this crazy theory that I need to share.

So, according to the Hazbin trading cards, there are hints that Lilith might be a villain. However, what if the character that currently claiming to be Lilith wasn’t Lilith. She is Eve.

In the Bible, Eve is the first woman ever created. What if, in this universe, Eve was a character who hated heaven because she received the blame for the creation of sin. She wanted to separate Lucifer and Lilith to get with Lucifer. So, some how?

Eve stole Lilith’s identity. Lilith isn’t able to stop her. I don’t know why.

So, Lilith decides to stay in the shadows scheming. She hides in a identity. She pretends to be an Overlord, especially Rosie.

So, Rosie is Lilith and Alastor knows this.

I don’t know what to think about this insane theory. However, too many people are talking about it could happen. I needed to share it. What do you think?

The thing is in the actual oldest scriptures, the word "Lilith" only appeas once and is believed to be in reference to an owl spirit that had nothing to do with Eden.

Because of this, most stories just make Even and Lilith one and the same, anyway. So there's no real precedent for what being the "real" Lilith would even really mean.

Personally, I always thought Hellaverse's Lilith was also it's Eve. Until a mutual messaged me about it, I never even considered that that information might be a secret in-universe

I think the Rosie thing (which came from leaked messages between Viv and someone else) was misinterpreted. I think it meant that Rosie will have the role of the supportive mother figure that Lilith was going to have back in the pilot days, before she was rewritten as another Stella.

Fizz's big goof

So, I've been thinking about this for a while. While Fizz obviously quit for his own well-being, he also carried himself in a way that implied he was screwing over Mammon by quitting, when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Allow me to explain.

It's been confirmed that Glitz and Glam not only did legally win, but also survived getting squished. Meaning that they're Mam's new brand figures.

I bring this up because the episode goes out of it's way to portray the twins as being so extremely shallow that they only care about winning and being famous mascots, not money, not Mam's adoration, not for the sake of mastering clowning. They're also clearly okay with sexualizing themselves (as seen when one of them flashes the crowd). In other words, all the factors that made Fizz unhappy under Mammon and eventually made him quit are absent in the Glam sisters, there's no reason to think they'd ever want to quit.

Another thing is that, with two mascots, Mammon would make twice as much money, especially from completionists and extra horny weirdos.

While it was good for Fizz, him quitting didn't actually hurt Mam at all, quite the contrary, it dropped two people perfect for what Mammon needs from someone for the position of his brand figure directly into his lap!

Sucks to be you, Imp Jerky!

Here's the thing with making the robots.

"Oops" established that a deal/contract made with a Sin is eternally binding and from the context in which it's revealed means even the Sin can't back out of it.

This means that Ozzie is likely legally required to make sex bots for as long as Mammon has an official clown mascot and that legally ending this deal will prove to be either impossible or extremely difficult.

Fizz's big goof

So, I've been thinking about this for a while. While Fizz obviously quit for his own well-being, he also carried himself in a way that implied he was screwing over Mammon by quitting, when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Allow me to explain.

It's been confirmed that Glitz and Glam not only did legally win, but also survived getting squished. Meaning that they're Mam's new brand figures.

I bring this up because the episode goes out of it's way to portray the twins as being so extremely shallow that they only care about winning and being famous mascots, not money, not Mam's adoration, not for the sake of mastering clowning. They're also clearly okay with sexualizing themselves (as seen when one of them flashes the crowd). In other words, all the factors that made Fizz unhappy under Mammon and eventually made him quit are absent in the Glam sisters, there's no reason to think they'd ever want to quit.

Another thing is that, with two mascots, Mammon would make twice as much money, especially from completionists and extra horny weirdos.

While it was good for Fizz, him quitting didn't actually hurt Mam at all, quite the contrary, it dropped two people perfect for what Mammon needs from someone for the position of his brand figure directly into his lap!

Sucks to be you, Imp Jerky!