It Would Be So Funny If I Were To Create A Group For Far-right LGBT Youth, And Our Beliefs Are:

It would be so funny if i were to create a group for far-right LGBT youth, and our beliefs are:

-Classical Fascism: did you know that Giovanni (father of fascism alongside Mussolini) was disgusted by racism? So are we :3

-Eco-Fascism: the environment is suffering y'all.

-Strasserism: the left-wing of nazism which believed Germany should have started a war against the USA, allied with Russia, socialized the means of production and focused entirely on the wellbeing of the proletariat, my cup of nazi tea :3

-National Anarchism: anti-imperialism and anti-capitalism! Turns out neoliberal globalization pissed off some puritanical people who don't like the state, so they ended up with pseudo-anarchist communes with a whole lot of racism :v

-Julius Evola: this goofy ahh fascist bro believed in the supremacy of the individual over the dogma of christianity and such, yet that while alone is weak, many together are strong!

-Friedrich Nietzsche: whilst inspiring so much nazi shit, this guy was very inspiring to differently-abled people such as myself :3 his concept of a self-determining individual who is bettered by rising above their unique challenges, although he didn't love women 3:

-Homofascism: :3 love it

Our whole purpose is honestly, not fascist at all, it's just religious socialism with extra steps! But hey, it will probably attract some sexy nazis that will feel horrified when they see our degeneracy on full display whilst we study Mein Kampf :3 love y'all, be safe followers :3

Thank you @wormically and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

Literally me with my boyfriend >U<

I had this recurring lewd fantasy about Kankri Vantas becoming a frat boy :3 let me tell you all about it!!

Kankri was minding his own business, being a femboy preaching the politically correct agenda, all was well, until the frat boys attacked. They spiked Kankri's drink with a magical compound, and before he realized it, he felt way hornier! Kankri couldn't stop himself from oogling a cute girl...or two!

He tried to calm himself down, but quickly realized something was off, on his head resided a baseball cap turned around, Kankri felt disgusted at this imagery, and tried to take it off, but it refused!!

He felt hot all over his body, hornier than before, oh jegus he wanted to fuck some women~ he resisted the urges, and realized his muscles had grown significantly as this was happening! In fact, his clothes were changing as well, his long pants became way shorter, to the point that they could barely keep his erection from showing! His sweater turned into a red gym shirt that showed his newly found bulk! And his bulge grew a size or two as well~~

He felt his...head change too...he had trouble thinking, who even was Kankri? He felt like a whole new boy, someone more daring...someone more abrasive...someone who wanted to shag the first woman he came across!!

Ahem, as you can see, this is but a vague outline of the scenario, but the end result is the point, Kankri is now a sexy frat boy who has vastly changed, but still keeps some characteristics of his old self, such as PCness and being a bit of a femboy :3

What do y'all think? Anything you would want to add?

It's sort of weird to explain, but i feel like it is xenophobic of north americans to treat south americans terrible on the basis that we make "racist" jokes. Because it has become something of a cultural artifact down here, we make jokes about asian people and jewish people and so on :3 and it is a beautiful tradition that i feel gets me discriminated from even tolerant spaces. This feels especially hypocritical of north americans when taking into account how their governments have been the ones responsible for the most harm (by far) to other peoples! It looks like yet another branch of twisted western ideology seeping into every culture, and i will not let it happen >:3

United States, you may manage to take our land, our economic independence, our country, but you will never take our racist jokes >>>:3

Revisionism to the revolutionary ideas of Vladimir is one of the greatest enemies of the proletariat, and can only work to strenghten bourgeois ideology, never forget that, prolet.