~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 17

Adamas:....

Y/N:*smiles*

Adamas:Go away pipsqueak.

Y/N:Nope.

Adamas: Pipsqueak....are you asking for death?*clearly pissed *

Y/N:Nah,I'd like to live for a while longer.

Adamas:Then go away. *turns around*

Y/N: You're no fun, but you're lucky that I still love you.

Adamas:...I don't care...

Y/N:Yes, you do.*kisses his cheek* See you later, dear husband.*leaves*

Adamas:.....*Adamas.exe.has stopped.working*

Zeus:Bleah*gag noise*

Poseidon:Y/N sure knows how to shut him up.

Hades*smiles*ahh young love

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 9

Göll: "Elder sister Y/N seems so serious"

Y/N:Brunhilde do me a favor...

Brunhilde: Of course. Whatever you want Y/N...

Y/N:When I die....

Brunhilde: IF you die Y/N.

Y/N:*rolls her eyes* yeah yeah IF I die...

Brunhilde:*looks at her* Y/N....

Y/N:Don't you dare to say that you're gonna have another guardian watching over you.

Göll:*shocked* Eh!? E-elder sister Y/N!?

Y/N: I had to put up with your bullshit for centuries as if I'll do it even during my afterlife.

Brunhilde:I wouldn't even think about it. *smiles*

Y/N:Good, I'm off!! Now it's time to kick some divine ass*smirks*

Göll:"Elder sister Y/N is the weirdest among all the valkyries but..."YOU'RE THE COOLES T ELDER SISTER!

Y/N:Of course I am Göll! *ruffles her hair*

(A.N: I was kinda forced to do a female reader cause valkyries are basically women, I've never heard about male ones. And I did my research. So I'm sorry for all my male and non binary readers 🥺)

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 7

Buddha:*eating his chocolate bars *

Y/N:*stares at them* can I have one? *puppy eyes*

Buddha:....no.

Y/N:Please! Just one !!!

Buddha: No.

Y/N: Come oooon! I love you!

Buddha:I love you too but no.*keeps eating*

Y/N:....you're going to eat them all

Buddha:Yup...

Y/N:....do you wanna sleep on the couch tonight?

Buddha:...*stops eating * you wouldn't...

Y/N: Or maybe for 1 month.

Buddha:.....*gives you a chocolate bar*

Y/N:*smiles* Thank you honey*eats it*

Buddha:....you're evil.

Y/N: I love you too❤

@luxthestrange Never had so much fun in my life

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪~

Episode 4

Y/N: 3 rules to get along, or at least survive,while living with me

Loki: *listens *

Y/N:number 1...when I'm angry...I'm angry don't even try to piss me off.

Loki:*nods*

Y/N:number 2 if I'm happy...I'm happy! Why should you piss me off?

Loki:*shrugs *

Y/N:*sighs* number 3 if you don't know whether I'm angry or happy DON'T PISS ME OFF. Those are the basics got it?

Loki: got it.

Loki:*black eye and a broken arm*

Thor:you broke the rules...didn't you?

Loki;Yup

Thor:....was even worth it?

Loki;definitely worth it.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~

~Episode 2 ~

~Olympus~

*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*

Y/N:*stares*

Poseidon:*stares back*

Ares;what are they doing?

Ermes:communicating, I guess.

Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*

Poseidon:*drinks it*

Ares:how?

Ermes:*shrugs*