~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 9

Göll: "Elder sister Y/N seems so serious"

Y/N:Brunhilde do me a favor...

Brunhilde: Of course. Whatever you want Y/N...

Y/N:When I die....

Brunhilde: IF you die Y/N.

Y/N:*rolls her eyes* yeah yeah IF I die...

Brunhilde:*looks at her* Y/N....

Y/N:Don't you dare to say that you're gonna have another guardian watching over you.

Göll:*shocked* Eh!? E-elder sister Y/N!?

Y/N: I had to put up with your bullshit for centuries as if I'll do it even during my afterlife.

Brunhilde:I wouldn't even think about it. *smiles*

Y/N:Good, I'm off!! Now it's time to kick some divine ass*smirks*

Göll:"Elder sister Y/N is the weirdest among all the valkyries but..."YOU'RE THE COOLES T ELDER SISTER!

Y/N:Of course I am Göll! *ruffles her hair*

(A.N: I was kinda forced to do a female reader cause valkyries are basically women, I've never heard about male ones. And I did my research. So I'm sorry for all my male and non binary readers 🥺)

What my heart tells me to do:

What my brain tells me to do:

What I really do:

This man stops you at the Castle Gates. Wyd???

~ RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

~Episode 1 ~

Y/N: wow I've never seen something more beautiful...*stares*

Aphrodite; oh dear! You're making me blush. But compliments won't get you anywhere, human.

Y/N:mh??*was looking at Loki * did you say something ???

Aphrodite:.....*petrified *

Loki;*behind Aphrodite scratching his nose*

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BONUS:

Thor:.....you really need glasses.

Y/N:???? What do you mean???

Thor:also you should run now.

Y/N: wut?

Aphrodite:

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 5

Y/N:you mean the world to me...I love you so much!

Thor:.....

Y/N: Say something!

Thor:.....

Y/N:F*CK YOU!

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 13

(Notes: Female reader cause...come on Dadam would be a hyper protective dad if he had a daughter.

Deities involved: Hades,Loki,Shiva, Poseidon and Thor.)

~When Y/N brings her male buddies at home.~

Y/N:*happy aura* I'm so happy that Dad let you come with me!!

Loki:I'm surprised too.

Shiva:Yeah "I mean he's called the lover boys killer"

Hades: I hope he can enjoy the apple cider I brought here.

Y/N:Of course he will!*smiles and opens the door* Dad! We're here!

Adam:Welcome back home sweetheart*Pat's Y/N's head*

Y/N:*giggles* Are mom and big brothers home?

Adam:Yes, they are in garden right now. Why don't you go give them a hug? They missed you a lot.

Y/N: *nods* Okay! My friends can help you preparing dinner!! *turns to the boys* It won't take too long!*runs in the garden*

The gods:.....*they all look at Adam*

Adam:*keeps smiling while looking at Y/N*

Poseidon/Thor:....*clearly have a bad feeling*

Shiva: She always looks so innocent."I bet she's a naughty girl under the sheets" *pervert smirk*

Loki:Yeah....so innocent..."I really want to corrupt that innocence "* psycho smirk*

Adam:....*the smile drops*

Poseidon/Thor: "Idiots he can tell what you're thinking "

Hades:*coughs cause he knows that he has to make a good impression * It's an honor to meet you Adam, I'm Hades,a close 'friend' of your daughter. As a gift for your hospitality I brought you some Apple cider...

Adam:I have five rules. Memorize them.

Hades:Umh...of course I mean it's your house...

Adam: Rule number ONE: Don't bother sucking up. I HATE you. That's not gonna change.

Hades: I...I beg your pardon?

Adam: You'll give me your phone numbers and social media when I call you, you WILL answer. That's rule number TWO. You're not welcome here you're insects, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the food chain. You WILL obey to me without complaining.*menacing aura*

Loki:*starts shaking*

Adam: When you go out with her or come here to do anything, you will ALWAYS keep some distance from her. Which brings me to rule number THREE, don't try be a Romeo or a Don Giovanni when you're alone with her. If I don't see doesn't mean I won't know if you did something.

Thor/Poseidon:....*nod*

Adam: Rule number FOUR:... If she calls me....telling me that you hurt her or tried doing SOMETHING to her don't bother call me to give me explanations.Not only you will have lost your chances with her but you definitely asked for death.

Shiva:*raises his hand while shaking*

Adam:what?

Shiva: You said five rules. That was only four.

Hades:...."He did not...just ask him that..."*mentally facepalming*

Adam: *evil smirk* Rule number FIVE: You must refer to me as SIR. If you want to live. Do not call me Adam, man, bud, buddy,pops or "dad". You won't EVER get the privilege and the honor to do that.

Shiva:....of...of course sir....

Adam:Good.

Y/N: I'm back!! Guys,are you okay? You look pale.*clueless *

Thor:....we...

Adam:They are fine sweetheart, they must be tired,I heard that coming from Valhalla can be exhausting for a god. Right?*smiles*

Poseidon:....it's true...

Y/N: Is that so....well you can rest now! Mom and I will prepare lunch!!

Adam: Sweetheart you should rest too, Cain and Abel can help your mother. Why don't WE give them a tour of the house?

Y/N:*smiles* That's a wonderful idea dad!!

Adam: Well then, it's decided.*keeps smiling*

Poseidon: "We knew...what kind of man was Adam"

Hades:"....The rumours were clear..."

Thor: ".....But we ignored them ...and still came here..."

Loki:"....We literally threw ourselves in the lion's den..."

Shiva:"...Sure we may be gods...but now..."

The gods: "We're really fucked."

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 17

Adamas:....

Y/N:*smiles*

Adamas:Go away pipsqueak.

Y/N:Nope.

Adamas: Pipsqueak....are you asking for death?*clearly pissed *

Y/N:Nah,I'd like to live for a while longer.

Adamas:Then go away. *turns around*

Y/N: You're no fun, but you're lucky that I still love you.

Adamas:...I don't care...

Y/N:Yes, you do.*kisses his cheek* See you later, dear husband.*leaves*

Adamas:.....*Adamas.exe.has stopped.working*

Zeus:Bleah*gag noise*

Poseidon:Y/N sure knows how to shut him up.

Hades*smiles*ahh young love