Why Is This So Accurate

Why is this so accurate—

Peter: Mr. Stark, Morgan's asking where babies come from

Tony : She's too little, just tell her about the stork

Peter: Ok

Peter, to Morgan: So your mom slept with a stork

Tony : The fu-

Empires SMP Prompt

due to being part deer, Scott tends to freeze like a deer would when a bright light is shone in his face. do what you will with this.

Rise of The Guardians Incorrect Quotes

Jack: What does “take out” mean? Sandy: Food. North: Dating. Bunny: Murder. Tooth: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Bunny: Sandy is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Jack: Yes. North: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Sandy: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Jack: What truce? Bunny: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Tooth: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

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Jack: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Tooth: .... North: ..... Sandy: ...... Bunny: ..Who? Jack: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Bunny*

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Sandy: You're a lying piece of shit! Bunny: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Tooth: I'm leaving and I'm taking North with me! Jack, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Hank: if you always listen to me then why are you so fuckin’ stubborn?

Connor: it’s because I listen to you.

Hank:

Connor:

Hank: fuckin’ smartass

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today

Good Old Fashion Google

me: hey let’s try drawing some hankcon this time

my traitorous fish brain: pokemon au where connor saves a feebas instead of a dwarf gourami