Me: Hey Lets Try Drawing Some Hankcon This Time

me: hey let’s try drawing some hankcon this time

my traitorous fish brain: pokemon au where connor saves a feebas instead of a dwarf gourami

Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.

Peter : I watched it ring

Peter : 7 times

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today

Good Old Fashion Google

The moment where you realise you sent your Spanish teacher

“Que hay en tu zorra” instead of “Que hay en tu zona”

(The first line means “What’s in your bitch”) (The second means “What’s in your area”)

Big Time Rush Incorrect Quotes

Kendall : Wake me up- Katie : Before you go go Gustavo: When September ends Carlos : WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Katie , to Kelly: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Gustavo: Nice rock. James: Thanks, Katie gave it to me. Katie : I threw it at you! James: Aren't they the sweetest?

Rise of The Guardians Incorrect Quotes

Jack: What does “take out” mean? Sandy: Food. North: Dating. Bunny: Murder. Tooth: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Bunny: Sandy is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Jack: Yes. North: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Sandy: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Jack: What truce? Bunny: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Tooth: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

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Jack: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Tooth: .... North: ..... Sandy: ...... Bunny: ..Who? Jack: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Bunny*

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Sandy: You're a lying piece of shit! Bunny: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Tooth: I'm leaving and I'm taking North with me! Jack, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.