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Irondad prompt
Tony finds peter sleeping on top of his history homework his pen still in hand and beside him is bucky who was helping him also fast asleep. He picks up peter and takes him to bed tucking him in before going down to the living room and putting a sticky note with "sorry not sorry. No way am i carrying your ass upstairs too.
Tony, holding Peter's hand: Alright, Petey-pie. It's time to open up.
Peter, squeezing it: Alright, okay.. Well, it all started a decade ago, when my parents died in an airplane crash.
The dentist:
Why is this so accurate—
Peter: Mr. Stark, Morgan's asking where babies come from
Tony : She's too little, just tell her about the stork
Peter: Ok
Peter, to Morgan: So your mom slept with a stork
Tony : The fu-
Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.
Peter : I watched it ring
Peter : 7 times
Everything, literally everything
Tony: Anyone d-
Shuri: Depressed?
MJ: Drained?
Peter: Dumb?
Ned: Disliked?
Tony: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Honestly, same.
Tony : Are you having another depressive episode?
Peter: A depressive episode?
Peter: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Wanda: That's just the summary of my life.
Peter: Same with my life, it's literally just a series of Ls.
Natasha: I would say that, but I haven't cried since I was a child.
Steve: You all concern me.
Sam: THIS is why we need to start group therapy sessions.
Bruce: I agree with Sam on this one, though one on one therapy with licensed therapists is also very beneficial.
Bucky: Bruce, you do know we're all superheroes right? More specifically, unpaid Superheroes.
Clint: I have a post battle head ache and if you all don't stop sending messages, I'm going to use some SHIELD tech to delete this groupchat.
Tony: You know that I'm a billionaire and can pay for literally everyone's therapy, right?
Tony: And we'll be talking about what you said later Pete.
Tony: Also, no need to get the SHIELD tech birdbrain. I'm going to delete this groupchat anyway.
[Peter in the Avengers group chat after they failed a mission]
Peter: The sun will rise and we'll cry again
Peter: try*
Peter: Oh forget it, cry is fine I guess
when peter and tony were first starting to consider each other friends (post homecoming) tony offered to take peter for coffee, to chat.
Peter braced himself for a rude, dismissive, and egotistical Tony to treat the poor barista poorly. He couldn’t have been more wrong. Tony was perfectly polite and tipped 50%, he even made more small talk than Tony had ever put up with in other settings.
When MJ heard about this, she didn’t believe it for a second, going as far as getting a job at a local coffee place and asking Peter to take Stark there, so she could see for herself.
Turns out, Stark was just genuinely decent to customer service workers. MJ could barely e believe it. she still had that barista job years later, but she had forgotten exactly who had persuaded her to get it