Incorrect Ttte Quotes 251:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 251:

Duck: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane by buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Hiro: Oh, well. I wrote you a haiku.

Duck, already crying: YOu DiD???? 😭😭😭😭

Ryan: Alright well enjoy prom you guys.

Sir Topham Hatt: You were saying? Cause you guys have a fifty page book report due the day after.

Everyone in class: WHAT!?

*Gun shot*

Rosie: Surprise motha fucka.

The class: WAIT, YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!?!?!!?

Rosie: Say goodbye fat bitch.

*Rosie then shoots Sir Topham Hatt in the chest*

Rosie: Now who's going prom with me?

*Everybody in the classroom starts cheering as Emily runs towards Rosie and hugs her tightly*

Rosie: The "heart attack" that I had was a fake-out.

Bill recording a YouTube video: Asking high schoolers how they got their cars prom edition!

Bill: how'd you get this in highschool?

Rosie: Holding people at gun point.

Bill: How'd you get this in highschool?

Henry: My dad likes cars and let me borrow it.

Bill: How'd you get this car in highschool?

Percy: I stole it, my friend behind me also stole that car.

Bill and Ben: HUH???? You two managed to steal a car?!? We can't even do that without Edward looking over the two of us like he's a hawk or something!??

Hiro: Oh right. I forgot to tell you students something important. Edward quit his job.

Everybody: WHAT?!!?

Thomas: Duck!

Hiro's man: Huh?

Thomas: No way your shutting down the school!

Hiro's man: Tough luck, it's happening.

Thomas: You realize we could get by without you, our class is that crazy, so which would you rather have: Us in the school without supervision? Or actually keep it running?

James: Guys there's an easy way to settle this: We have a literally dj, the most legendary way to celebrate Prom would be a dance battle!

Thomas: Not a bad idea, I win the school stays open.

Duck: If you lose. The school will be shut down.

Thomas: Deal?

Duck: *Smirking* Deal.

Thomas: So who's gonna die first today?

Ryan: I got money on Mavis, She was irritated earlier.

Gordon: My money's on James.

Percy: fifty bucks on Thomas.

Thomas: Hey!

Sir Topham Hatt: Guys, it does not pain me in the slightest to say Rosie died of a heart attack last night.

Whole class: ........

Thomas: Did not expect that.

*Ugly sobbing can be heard in the room*

Thomas: Ah great, that Emily is bawling her eyes out...

Percy: How the hell did Rosie even die of a heart attack anyways????

Sir Topham Hatt: The cause was unknown. It was very sudden and unexpected. May Rosie rest in peace.

Whole class except for Emily: Maybe.....No....

Sir Topham Hatt: Hello assholes, I'm back because Hank has been arrested for arming Phillip with a rocket launcher.

Thomas: Yo! I'm back.

Sir Topham Hatt: Your also late!

Thomas: Fuck. You.

Percy: Wait, what?!!? Bro, how!??!

Sir Topham Hatt: Don't know but I hope you little shits learn a thing or two.

Thomas: Hey Percival! Did you miss me?

Percy: Not really.

Thomas: Bruh....