Bill Recording A YouTube Video: Asking High Schoolers How They Got Their Cars Prom Edition!

Bill recording a YouTube video: Asking high schoolers how they got their cars prom edition!

Bill: how'd you get this in highschool?

Rosie: Holding people at gun point.

Bill: How'd you get this in highschool?

Henry: My dad likes cars and let me borrow it.

Bill: How'd you get this car in highschool?

Percy: I stole it, my friend behind me also stole that car.

Bill and Ben: HUH???? You two managed to steal a car?!? We can't even do that without Edward looking over the two of us like he's a hawk or something!??

Hiro: Oh right. I forgot to tell you students something important. Edward quit his job.

Everybody: WHAT?!!?

Conner: Now, does anyone have any questions?

Phillip: Yes actually, what is THAT?

*Giants closet locked with chains*

Conner: Dont worry about it, kay?

Phillip: But I wanna know! 🥺

Connor: If you dare to open that, you're gonna die. Okay?

Phillip: I-I'll be g-good....

Thomas: So who's gonna die first today?

Ryan: I got money on Mavis, She was irritated earlier.

Gordon: My money's on James.

Percy: fifty bucks on Thomas.

Thomas: Hey!

Sir Topham Hatt: Guys, it does not pain me in the slightest to say Rosie died of a heart attack last night.

Whole class: ........

Thomas: Did not expect that.

*Ugly sobbing can be heard in the room*

Thomas: Ah great, that Emily is bawling her eyes out...

Percy: How the hell did Rosie even die of a heart attack anyways????

Sir Topham Hatt: The cause was unknown. It was very sudden and unexpected. May Rosie rest in peace.

Whole class except for Emily: Maybe.....No....

Conner: Hello everyone, I'm your substitute and I'd like to start by saying I'm only sleeping with one of your mothers.

Rosie: Real smooth dad. Real fucking smooth.

Rosie: Oh and by the way. Whose mother did you sleep with?

Connor: Thomas' mother.

Thomas: What- WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

Thomas: Duck!

Hiro's man: Huh?

Thomas: No way your shutting down the school!

Hiro's man: Tough luck, it's happening.

Thomas: You realize we could get by without you, our class is that crazy, so which would you rather have: Us in the school without supervision? Or actually keep it running?

James: Guys there's an easy way to settle this: We have a literally dj, the most legendary way to celebrate Prom would be a dance battle!

Thomas: Not a bad idea, I win the school stays open.

Duck: If you lose. The school will be shut down.

Thomas: Deal?

Duck: *Smirking* Deal.

Edward: Well fuck you I'm your subsitute cause sir Topham Hatt quit after prom.

Ryan: Feels god to be back.

Rosie: Anyone wanna get shot to celebrate?

Everyone: ....

Rosie: Come on, I'm the quiet kid I can make that joke.

Edward: Rosie, nobody wants to get shot.

Rosie: Awww....

Thomas: Anyways. Hey Edward. Why did you quit your job?

Edward: Because it was shitty.

Thomas: Oh. Relatable.