You can call me V or Vivian. She/her. But you can use he/him for me as well I don't care lol. 14 yrs old. Aroace and genderqueer and I'm proud 😎 Self diagnosed ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) Please don't be weird or else I'm blocking you. Homophobia, racism, sexism, etc, NOT TOLERATED
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Bill Recording A YouTube Video: Asking High Schoolers How They Got Their Cars Prom Edition!
Bill recording a YouTube video: Asking high schoolers how they got their cars prom edition!
Bill: how'd you get this in highschool?
Rosie: Holding people at gun point.
Bill: How'd you get this in highschool?
Henry: My dad likes cars and let me borrow it.
Bill: How'd you get this car in highschool?
Percy: I stole it, my friend behind me also stole that car.
Bill and Ben: HUH???? You two managed to steal a car?!? We can't even do that without Edward looking over the two of us like he's a hawk or something!??
Hiro: Oh right. I forgot to tell you students something important. Edward quit his job.
Everybody: WHAT?!!?
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*one dance fight later*
Diesel: With the smoothness of a rockstar Thomas comes out on top!
Thomas: WOOOOO!!!!
Ryan: Up top!
*Loud high five*
Duck: I'm gonna need to hire Edward again.
James: Let's cheer for the king of dance!
*Everybody then lifts up Thomas in the air and start chanting his name*
Everybody: Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
*Duck proceeds to walk outside of the school. Outside, Duck presses some numbers on his phone before waiting for the caller to respond*
Duck: Hey hello?
Edward: What the-? Duck?!? What are you calling me for???
Duck: Listen. I need to come back to the school and shut it down with me.
Edward: Tsk. Fuck no.
Duck: What?!?
Edward: Listen Great Western weirdo, I quit my job for a reason. It was giving me an ass load of headaches, the students here are menaces and I don't even have time to be with my husband!
Duck: Wait, you have a husband?
Edward: Yeah? His name is Toby. Anyways, I'm far happier now and if you try to get me to rejoin the school. Then you can kiss my ass goodbye.
*Edward then proceeds to hang up*
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Duck: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane by buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Hiro: Oh, well. I wrote you a haiku.
Duck, already crying: YOu DiD???? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Ryan: *Snoring*
Hank: Ryan! Do you want to fail this class!?
Ryan: I've only been getting four hours of sleep with all this work!
James: Statistically we need six to eight hours of sleep!
Hank: I couldn't agree more. *Gestures to whiteboard*
James: WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK GETS -2 HOURS OF SLEEP?!?!? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE!??!!?
Hank: It's because of fucking Satan.... I hate that bitch so much....
Ryan: All of us do!
Sir Topham Hatt: Hello assholes, I'm back because Hank has been arrested for arming Phillip with a rocket launcher.
Thomas: Yo! I'm back.
Sir Topham Hatt: Your also late!
Thomas: Fuck. You.
Percy: Wait, what?!!? Bro, how!??!
Sir Topham Hatt: Don't know but I hope you little shits learn a thing or two.
Thomas: Hey Percival! Did you miss me?
Percy: Not really.
Thomas: Bruh....
Thomas: Whattup?
Percy: So Rosie and Emily are definitely going to prom.
Thomas: Not surprised there.
Percy: Somehow found a date.
Thomas: Your kidding.
Percy: No joke, and apparently Daisy is going.
Thomas: Does Daisy even go to this school?
Percy: Like hell if I know.
Thomas: How the hell did you even get a date anyway? You don't even like girls or boys.
Percy: Well, Daisy was suppose to go to prom with Ryan and Mavis but the both of them were busy. So, she asked me if I could be her "date".
Thomas: Wait, Daisy has two bitches?
Percy: Yeah?
Thomas: .......What.....