Bill Recording A YouTube Video: Asking High Schoolers How They Got Their Cars Prom Edition!

Bill recording a YouTube video: Asking high schoolers how they got their cars prom edition!

Bill: how'd you get this in highschool?

Rosie: Holding people at gun point.

Bill: How'd you get this in highschool?

Henry: My dad likes cars and let me borrow it.

Bill: How'd you get this car in highschool?

Percy: I stole it, my friend behind me also stole that car.

Bill and Ben: HUH???? You two managed to steal a car?!? We can't even do that without Edward looking over the two of us like he's a hawk or something!??

Hiro: Oh right. I forgot to tell you students something important. Edward quit his job.

Everybody: WHAT?!!?

Conner: Now, does anyone have any questions?

Phillip: Yes actually, what is THAT?

*Giants closet locked with chains*

Conner: Dont worry about it, kay?

Phillip: But I wanna know! 🥺

Connor: If you dare to open that, you're gonna die. Okay?

Phillip: I-I'll be g-good....

Duck's man: So let me get this straight, Thomas managed to get all the students to over throw the teachers while using the lunch tables as barriers and custom made weapons out of school supplies like a war, used people crawling through the vents to take over the principals office, and declared the school a separate country?

Edward: Yes.

Duck's man: I am this close to withdrawing funding from your school.

Edward: What-I-Uh-EHH?!?!?!?

Hiro: This school is an absolute disaster, I'm doing a favor for all of you.

Edward: Well, what about my fucking money???? My job???? MY LIFE?????

Hiro: You can just get a new job.

Edward: .....Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Well, continue what you're doing. I'm quitting this shithole of a job.

Diesel: *Djing at the prom*

Thomas and Ryan: Percy what is up!

Percy: Yeah so Duck is shutting down the school.

Ryan: What!?

Thomas: Where the fuck is he?

Percy: He should be over the snack table.

Thomas: I am going to have a word with him. And I mean that seriously, not gonna kill him.

*Thomas then walks over to the snack table*

Thomas: Hey Duck. Why the FUCK are you trying to shut down the school!??!?

Duck: Because this school is an absolute mess. It isn't suitable in the Great Western Way!

Thomas: Can you shut up about the Great Asshole Way for one second?!?

*Duck then points a gun at Thomas*

Thomas: Oh shit...

*one dance fight later*

Diesel: With the smoothness of a rockstar Thomas comes out on top!

Thomas: WOOOOO!!!!

Ryan: Up top!

*Loud high five*

Duck: I'm gonna need to hire Edward again.

James: Let's cheer for the king of dance!

*Everybody then lifts up Thomas in the air and start chanting his name*

Everybody: Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!

*Duck proceeds to walk outside of the school. Outside, Duck presses some numbers on his phone before waiting for the caller to respond*

Duck: Hey hello?

Edward: What the-? Duck?!? What are you calling me for???

Duck: Listen. I need to come back to the school and shut it down with me.

Edward: Tsk. Fuck no.

Duck: What?!?

Edward: Listen Great Western weirdo, I quit my job for a reason. It was giving me an ass load of headaches, the students here are menaces and I don't even have time to be with my husband!

Duck: Wait, you have a husband?

Edward: Yeah? His name is Toby. Anyways, I'm far happier now and if you try to get me to rejoin the school. Then you can kiss my ass goodbye.

*Edward then proceeds to hang up*

Ryan: *Snoring*

Hank: Ryan! Do you want to fail this class!?

Ryan: I've only been getting four hours of sleep with all this work!

James: Statistically we need six to eight hours of sleep!

Hank: I couldn't agree more. *Gestures to whiteboard*

James: WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK GETS -2 HOURS OF SLEEP?!?!? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE!??!!?

Hank: It's because of fucking Satan.... I hate that bitch so much....

Ryan: All of us do!