Bill Recording A YouTube Video: Asking High Schoolers How They Got Their Cars Prom Edition!

Bill recording a YouTube video: Asking high schoolers how they got their cars prom edition!

Bill: how'd you get this in highschool?

Rosie: Holding people at gun point.

Bill: How'd you get this in highschool?

Henry: My dad likes cars and let me borrow it.

Bill: How'd you get this car in highschool?

Percy: I stole it, my friend behind me also stole that car.

Bill and Ben: HUH???? You two managed to steal a car?!? We can't even do that without Edward looking over the two of us like he's a hawk or something!??

Hiro: Oh right. I forgot to tell you students something important. Edward quit his job.

Everybody: WHAT?!!?

*one dance fight later*

Diesel: With the smoothness of a rockstar Thomas comes out on top!

Thomas: WOOOOO!!!!

Ryan: Up top!

*Loud high five*

Duck: I'm gonna need to hire Edward again.

James: Let's cheer for the king of dance!

*Everybody then lifts up Thomas in the air and start chanting his name*

Everybody: Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!

*Duck proceeds to walk outside of the school. Outside, Duck presses some numbers on his phone before waiting for the caller to respond*

Duck: Hey hello?

Edward: What the-? Duck?!? What are you calling me for???

Duck: Listen. I need to come back to the school and shut it down with me.

Edward: Tsk. Fuck no.

Duck: What?!?

Edward: Listen Great Western weirdo, I quit my job for a reason. It was giving me an ass load of headaches, the students here are menaces and I don't even have time to be with my husband!

Duck: Wait, you have a husband?

Edward: Yeah? His name is Toby. Anyways, I'm far happier now and if you try to get me to rejoin the school. Then you can kiss my ass goodbye.

*Edward then proceeds to hang up*

Ryan: Alright well enjoy prom you guys.

Sir Topham Hatt: You were saying? Cause you guys have a fifty page book report due the day after.

Everyone in class: WHAT!?

*Gun shot*

Rosie: Surprise motha fucka.

The class: WAIT, YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!?!?!!?

Rosie: Say goodbye fat bitch.

*Rosie then shoots Sir Topham Hatt in the chest*

Rosie: Now who's going prom with me?

*Everybody in the classroom starts cheering as Emily runs towards Rosie and hugs her tightly*

Rosie: The "heart attack" that I had was a fake-out.

Ryan: *Snoring*

Hank: Ryan! Do you want to fail this class!?

Ryan: I've only been getting four hours of sleep with all this work!

James: Statistically we need six to eight hours of sleep!

Hank: I couldn't agree more. *Gestures to whiteboard*

James: WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK GETS -2 HOURS OF SLEEP?!?!? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE!??!!?

Hank: It's because of fucking Satan.... I hate that bitch so much....

Ryan: All of us do!

Thomas: So who's gonna die first today?

Ryan: I got money on Mavis, She was irritated earlier.

Gordon: My money's on James.

Percy: fifty bucks on Thomas.

Thomas: Hey!

Sir Topham Hatt: Guys, it does not pain me in the slightest to say Rosie died of a heart attack last night.

Whole class: ........

Thomas: Did not expect that.

*Ugly sobbing can be heard in the room*

Thomas: Ah great, that Emily is bawling her eyes out...

Percy: How the hell did Rosie even die of a heart attack anyways????

Sir Topham Hatt: The cause was unknown. It was very sudden and unexpected. May Rosie rest in peace.

Whole class except for Emily: Maybe.....No....

Sir Topham Hatt: Why are you late?

Ryan: Remember when you said Yesterday "the bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you"?

Sir Topham Hatt: What about it?

Ryan: Well if the bell does not dismiss me, it does not tell me when to get here on time.

Sir Topham Hatt: Get out of my class Ryan.

Ryan: Why cause I was five minutes late? You weren't even in class yesterday.

Sir Topham Hatt: True, but that's not important.

Ryan: Wha- yeah it is, it's way more important for you to be here than us!

Sir Topham Hatt: The substitute gave you homework yesterday, put it on my desk on your way out.

Ryan: I finished it in class yesterday, I put it on your desk.

Sir Topham Hatt: Ryan why are all your questions from 1-8 exactly the same as Gordon's?

Ryan: Oh I don't know, maybe it's because we were answering the same questions. *To Thomas* Can you believe this? Hey toss me a pencil.

Sir Topham Hatt: No talking during class!

Ryan: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

Sir Topham Hatt: To the principal's office, now!

Ryan: Fine, can I go to the bathroom on the way there?

Sir Topham Hatt: What for?

Ryan: .... To open the chamber of secrets, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

Sir Topham Hatt: OUT!

Ryan: Okay fine! I'm going!

*Ryan then walks out of the classroom*

Percy: You know what? He has a point.

Sir Topham Hatt: Percy, do you want to join him as well?!?!

Percy: Yeah.

Sir Topham Hatt: I-Uh-I give up...