To Get New Ones Because All Of His Old Clothes Were Stolen.

To get new ones because all of his old clothes were stolen.

It's for Christmas and he's buying sweaters for everybody.

To use them to strangle anybody who doesn't follow the Great Western Way™️.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 45:

Edward: Hello?

Duck, at the store: Hey, what's up?

Edward: I need your help. Can you come here?

Duck: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Edward: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Duck: Uh, I can't find them.

Edward: .....What do you mean you can't find them?

Duck: I can't find them there's only soup.

Edward: What do you mean there's only soup?!

Duck: I mean there's only soup!

Edward: Well, get OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!!!!

Duck: ALRIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!!

*Duck then walks to the next aisle*

Duck: There's more soup!!!!!

Edward: What do you mean there's more soup?!?!!?

Duck: There's just more soup!!!!!

Edward: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE!!!!!

Duck: There's still soup!!!!!

Edward: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!?!

Duck: I'm at Soup!!!

Edward: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!?!

Duck: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!!!

Edward: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES FROM THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?

Duck: FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Thomas: COME ON DAD!!!!! BEAT GORDON'S ASS UP!!!!

Toby and BoCo: EDWARD!!!!! GORDON!!!!! NOOO-

Gordon and Edward in Model series be like:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 40:

Thomas: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Diesel: But we’re not friends.

Thomas, holding a bloody ax:  We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

-Toby and Gordon were both crying when they heard their own songs.

Thomas: *Is looking at Toby and Gordon* Should we comfort them? I feel like it's a bit too emotional.

Edward: Nah, Thomas my boy. You know how these two function. Let them show their emotions properly for once.

Toby and Gordon: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- Multiple characters had to redo their lines because their voices kept on cracking.

-Somebody told the forbidden Gorilla joke to Edward 10 times and Edward started rolling on the ground and banging on the floor. In fact, he banged on the floor so hard that he actually broke his wrist.

-Everybody spent the day laughing at James when he wore the bee costume. Especially Thomas, who was on the ground and actually peed his pants.

-Toby and Edward were kissing on a set once and Percy noticed. The end result was comedy gold.

Percy: Hey dad? Where's Phillip? The production crew said that they needed him to- What the?.....

Toby: *Is covered with kisses on his face* Uh, this is awkward. Percy, it's-

Edward: It's exactly what it looks like.

Toby: EDWARD!!!!

-There were too many times where Edward kept on swearing whenever he messed up. There was even a whole ass video about it on YouTube. Charlie Sand posted that one as a joke and he almost got put on a tombstone by an angry and grumpy Edward.

-Henrietta lost it when she heard Toby screaming in "Hasty Hannah" when he was going down the hill.

-Toby: Henrietta, I thought that you weren't going to laugh at me while I was going down the hill with Hannah.....Why?...... I feel betrayed.....

Henrietta: Sorry my dear, but it was too hilarious to not to.

-Henry falling into the lake headfirst wasn't supposed to happen in the episode but the writers kept it anyways because Henry spitting out the water was funny.

-In the scene of TATMR, where Toby is giggling at Diesel 10 and Splodge when they got stuck, Edward came out of nowhere and picked Toby onto his shoulder and started running off the set.

- Thomas straight up said "FUCK YOU" to Diesel 10 when he fell off of the bridge and into the barge.

-Edward slapped James in the face when James was supposed to give Edward his iconic smug expression.

-Toby literally messed up his lines 15 times when Phillip accidently called him "Dad" on set.

I am thinking about actor au where the engines themselves are filming the Thomas & Friends tv show. Specifically the blooper reel of engines messing up or forgetting their lines, coming to a stop too late and completely passing through the shot, giggling uncontrollably at something it takes about 11 tries before they can finish the scene, pulling faces in the background, Stanley popping up in scenes he's not meant to,

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 54:

Sir Topham Hatt: So, you're my first engine to work on my railway. You know my rule here.

Redward: Always be Really Useful?

Sir Topham Hatt: And do you have any added benefits?

Redward: No benefits.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 49:

Percy, writing a letter: Dear Santa, I wish to get a new scarf because....

Percy, mouthing their words while reading: I love scarves, fuck you.