Bus

Bus

Virgil: Remember this face Patton, cus you'll never seeing it again!

*Bus drives away*

*5 minutes later*

Cop: I'm getting real tired of having to come up here Patton

Patton: I know Sal.

Evil Laugh

Deceit: *Lying on the floor unconscious*

Virgil: Thats it, now we just gotta make it look like he was knocked by a girl

Roman: Oh i love it when your evil~

Virgil: This is me at my most evil

Roman: Do your evil laugh!

Virgil: NEHEHEHEHE

Family

Thomas: This parents day needs to go off without a hitch, that means good times and happy family's

Virgil: WHAT!

Thomas: Until this ones actual family gets here you three are gonna be the perfect nuclear family. Got it?

Patton: *Dramatic Gasp* Were gonna have so much fun! FAMILY!

Beautiful

Virgil: Its beautiful

Remus: *Squrial climbs on hand*

Remus: *Stabs it*

Virgil: DUDE YOU F***ING KILLED IT

Remus: Oh...

Religion

Random Person: Would You Like To Join My Religion?

Me: Oh no tha-

Random Person: Jesus Roman

Me: Where do I sigh?

Owie

Roman: I can't do this alone! Which means you've gotta pull yourself together!

Patton: Gosh darn it, your right Roman. Todays the day i get hard!

Roman: Ok... maybe we dont phrase it like that

Patton: Oh no! Rule one, no backing down. LOOK OUT WORLD IM HARD AND IM COMING! Whether he likes it or not. Logan is gonna let me in! *Kicks door* Owie

Virgil: So does he wanna help Logan, or f*** him?