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Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said

Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."

Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."

Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."

Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"

Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"

Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"

Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."

Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"

Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."

Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"

THIS BLOG STANS TWO RED WITCHES

Peggy: What exactly do you know about women?

Steve: A woman is like an artichoke.

Peggy: ...

Steve: You have to do a bit of work before you get to her heart. What are your thoughts about men?

Peggy: A good man is like fine wine, they all start off as grapes and you have to crush them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you wouldn't mind having dinner with.

Steve: ... you see me as a grape?

Bucky: You're blocking the view.

Sam: I am the view.

Steve: Oh Bucky, I could just kiss you right now!

Sam: But we don't have time for that.

Bucky: I dunno, we have a little time.