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Greek Gods As Things My High-school Teachers Have Said
Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said
Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."
Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."
Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."
Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"
Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"
Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"
Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."
Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"
Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."
Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"
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