Call me Witty! ~ ADULT but SFW~ ISTP ~ She/They~ Chaotic Bi™️
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Natasha: Steve, I'm Cold.
Natasha: Steve, I'm cold.
Steve: I'll get you my jacket.
Bucky: Sam, I'm cold.
Sam: Come over here, I'll set you on fire.
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More Posts from Wittyrosebush
Steve: I'm a very private person, you need to really know me before I actually open up.
Tony: I'M HORNY AND SUICIDAL
God said I’m going to heaven because I’ve never watched a jeffrey star video
Night King: I am going to destroy everything that brings you happiness.
Jon, whispering to Daenerys: What is he talking about?
Daenerys: I have no idea.
Sansa, kneeling next to Arya: What even is happiness?
Arya: It's probably a "beyond the wall" thing.
Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said
Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."
Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."
Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."
Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"
Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"
Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"
Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."
Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"
Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."
Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"
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