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Subways is literally a bottom because you tell them exactly what you want at the store and they follow your directions. Dominos is a top because you're there for pizza and all you do is tell them what TOPpings you want. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
I love Pizza!
Do you enjoy pizza as much as I do? You do, I bet you. Pizza is almost usually regarded as a treat and a method to simplify dinner. Which topping is your favorite?
Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. –Giada De Laurentiis
YOU'RE A SUB BAR PIZZA SALESMAN😂
what if i don't want to "avoid the Noid" what if i want to invite the Noid into my home and give him a warm home cooked meal. what if he's Like That because everyone tries to alienate him at all times? have you considered how the Noid feels?
God I need him pregnant with my children
heres your fuckass husband carpet muncher @perish-lolz