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EXCUSE ME?!?!?!
I wouldn't mind that, after a couple of rounds with Suguru
*cough, cough* what? I said nothing...
something something men who put you to sleep every night with a good fucking
Dude you’re awesome
Thank you so much!!!
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Me going feral because Halloween month begins tomorrow
In other news: honk honk.
Girl help, job market got me genuinely considering becoming a party clown. In the 90's kids' programming world, that was the literal rock bottom.
Me: a socially awkward toothpick of a lady with the angst of a 15 year old, mental exhaustion of a 70 year old, and upper body strength of a 5 year old
The same dang military recruiter that's stalked me for over 4 years now:
Ma'am, you are INCORRECT let me rot in peace I am an ACTUAL, LITERAL, NON-METAPHORICAL CLOWN all I know is paint they face, juggle, eat hot chip, and die.
⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️
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________________ SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED WHEN WORKERS PRESENT —————————
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⚠️ ROAD WORK 500FT ⚠️
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🚚 🚚 🔩 웃 🧰 🕳️ 🪚웃 웃📋 웃 웃 🛠️ 🔨웃 🏗️ 🕳️ 웃 웃 🔧 🚚 🔩 🔩 🔩
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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️
Seeing him admit to wanting her only fueled her further, the blush on her cheeks spreading to her chest and she smiled at the feeling of his thumb grazing her lips. Slowly, she gathered him in her hand, keeping her eyes on his face as she gently stroked his erection. She knew that such a thing would be heinous in the eyes of... well, anyone, but they were married, so it couldn't be entirely unholy for her to please her husband. Right?
It didn't matter to her, though. She'd already cemented her place as a sinner when she'd let desire cloud her judgment as Annelise, so there wasn't much farther she could fall. And she wasn't scared of falling when she knew John would be there to catch her.
Her hand moved slightly faster, watching his features to make sure she wasn't doing anything wrong. As confident as she had been to offer such a thing, Anne knew that there was a large chance that she didn't know what she was doing. She didn't want to hurt him, didn't want him to loathe her for being too eager to please, so she kept her pace slow. Achingly slow, as she grew wetter for him, her own body pleading for more. As he brushed the hair out of her face, she smiled, strikingly coy considering the heinous things she was doing.
"Is this okay?" She asked, voice soft as she continued stroking, leaning forward to press soft kisses against his thigh. "Tell me if I do anything you don't like."
"Nope." Anne smiled wickedly and John found himself matching her smile as he hastened to unfasten his breeches; she was rising from his lap then, and he felt chilled without her limbs interwoven with his, but the sudden separation allowed him to wriggle himself free from his last remaining clothing. He expected Anne to join him again on the bed, but he found his mouth gone dry, his pulse hammering more haphazardly in his ears when she knelt before him, edging herself confidently towards the evidence of her affect on him.
He wanted to tell her she "didn't have to", wanted to lift her himself and pulled her back into the bed, but then she looked at him, her doe-eyed expression darkened with lust and she said, "I want to see how badly you want me," and he realized he couldn't say anything in protest.
"I do want you," it was the truth yet he knew in that moment he would've said anything to please her; he reached for her, brushing a thumb over her full lips before moving for her hair, collecting the loose strands from her face, "Please."
its so hard to fight the urge to do clown makeup everyday
im throwing my friend a birthday party today so I guess I have to do gore clown makeup, I just have to
my friends aren’t clowns like me so when they see me ready for the circus they just say wtf sis and then I smile and honk my nose at them
im drunk right & im in the bathroom for the 5th time because im so bad at socializing & I’m hosting this party & everyone’s listening to music vibing outside & im shy so I go to the bathroom & put more blood on my face & I keep doing this & I feel like im scaring the guests exiting and coming back covered in more blood.