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great news everyone! the lost song "Everyone Knows That (Ulterior Motives)" has been discovered in its entirety!
it is from a 1986 porno, and the 17 "found" seconds that went viral were the only parts that didn't have loud moaning!
Fr, tho I wouldn't blame Caroline, considering she literally didn't owe him nothing (he terrorified her friends and stuff, and she literally said she never felt safe with him) but yeah, I hate klaroline
RANT TIME (it’ll probably flop and idfc)
ppl are still shipping kl*roline in 2023? I mean…
firstly, that ship came out of bloody nowhere. klaus ignored her one day, then started obsessing over her the next day.
secondly, OBSESSION that’s what it was on klaus’s part. oh, also, he nearly killed her twice, tried to kill her friends multiple times, and made out with her whilst in tyler’s body…. but you think klaus was the only one who was problemstic? just you wait.
thirdly, caroline KNEW how klaus felt about her, and she used his feelings to her and her friends’s benefit, all the while claiming HE was the only monster in the picture. also, the one time klaus bared himself to her, when he told her about his father hunting him for 1000 years, what did she do? show empathy because she’s “a good person unlike klaus”? nope. she straight up mocked him “ever considered having a chat with him?”. hahah yes go girl go make fun of people’s trauma hahaha….
fourthly, caroline was in on a plan to kill klaus and just generally hated him??? like??? the only thing they had was good chemistry.
lastly, remember how caroline villainized klaus for the whole of tvd seasons 3 or 4 (not without reason) but then, because fan service ofc, claimed in the originals season 5 that he was never the villain in her story uwu (about five minutes after saying “why couldn’t you just stay the big bad wolf” lol) just because he had character development??? hahaha
but yeah, klaroline is such a cool ship who definitely deserved each other because they helped each other grow so much…. you want that? ship forwood and klamille (or klayley) bye.
i showed you my nameless bard pmv do you still think im hot
rbs/likes appreciated!!
Just want y'all to know I made a blog specifically for reblogs: @bonks-reblogs. I don't usually reblog things that aren't for me because I don't want my own stuff to get lost, but I still often want to reblog things. I don't have much on it yet, but there it is lol

Here’s my contribution to society (the Deadpool community lol)
Basically, I wanted to get out my own AU Deadpool before I went to go and see the new movie!
Basically, my story for this Wade is that he was a stripper (/sex worker, though he didn't like that part) who was picked up for a 'job', which turned out to be a program similar to what happened to movie Deadpool and Wolverine, activating his mutation but leaving harsh, deep scars on his body and a few burn scars on his face, which is the reason he wears the mask but still has hair, and he still dances because he genuinely enjoyed doing that and wants to show that you don't necessarily have to be sensual to be popular Yk
Sorry for the ramble, it was yoinked directly from a chat with my friends 😅
Anyways, reference here!

And alternate lighting under cut!


ok but these two are Jean and Eren
2 of my friends come walking into the dnd room, one holding a hard boiled egg. the one holding the egg says
"[squirrel], we found magolor"
i point and say "magolor"
everyone joins in
it is a chant of everyone in the dnd group pointing at the egg and saying "magolor"
*sheds a tear* it was beautiful
i made french toast again for the first time since she left me. it's before work and i rarely prepare myself a warm breakfast, but today i woke up craving french toast. so i made it, plated it all nice, added fruits that wouldn't have been sweet enough for her and savored each bite. i know soon i'll be able to enjoy things again without grief looming over me. making french toast for myself is enough for now.
We have the same madness - but in german. :D.
JEIN ( yes/no) = yes but not really
I think thats really ironic considering the difference in american BMI. Its like they go "How can I breed it so I can break its back faster" *laugjs in american horse breeder*
Absolutely fascinated by how the original belgian draft horse, the brabant, just looks like your usual heavy draft horse:

And then American breeders decided to….. improve….. it:

sir that thing looks like it’s made of plastic
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian






It was my birthday today so my family and I made this goofy ass Nas’hrah cake hahahahskshksj. He looks like Sesame Street Rasputin I love him X,,,,D


Bonus of some silly in progress photos cause this is horrific, absolutely cursed, Nas’hrah would burn me alive for this asdfghjkl. It looks like straight up peanut butter but it’s coffee icing lol.
The color pallet is so yummy-yum-yum

( . . . uh, any welcome home fans alive out there? )
haven't thought of a name yet for this gal. but he's a circus ringmaster that visits the town every weekend, where his circus shows starts!
he's still in development so, info coming up soon!

Have this little Logan logo(n) I embroidered, as a gift for @midnight-is-my-actual-name.
I also made a Janus one but it's scuffed rip.


warlock ::
someone who is , or feels they should be , a magic user who received power by forming a contract with a supernatural entity of some sort . based on the dungeons & dragons class .
no DNI . can be used for any purpose , including IRLs , kin , introjects , transIDs , for fun , etc . reposts / re-coins / alt flags ok ^_^
Sometimes I just wanna be how I picture Gale Dekarios in my mind. Chubby, socially awkward, a dorky nerd, and a silly billy boy