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Just letting you know from a woman who plays banjo, go for it! It’s not very hard to get the hang of, and I’d recommend starting off with either claw hammer or two finger style, as they’re easier! Good luck to ya

The sudden overwhelming 2AM urge to learn how to play the banjo is very inconvenient, I can't stop thinking about it. I've never even held a banjo in my life, but I know it would feel right.

Hi! I don't know if you've seen this aleady, but Shaylynn had deleted her post

Hello anon! :-D thank you for letting me know! I've been away from home today and didn't really check tumblr. I'll make my post private now since there's no point in having it up :-)

(thank you Shaylynn for removing the post!)

So I made my own call- out post bingo about how my main characters always are 😔

kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity

❝ you’re telling me that you, Miss Dick Repellent, had sex with Captain Chastity By Choice over here. ❞

PAIRING ▸ kim mingyu x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, college au, best friends to lovers au, friends with benefits au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, rated m for mingyu, slow burn, he fell first but she fell harder but then he tripped and ate shit, probably the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written, mingyu and mc are both virgins, sexual content, sexual tension, protected and unprotected sex (i would not advise doing the latter), lots of teasing and banter, oral (f. and m. receiving), fingering, wall sex, couch sex, public sex, mingyu discovers what pasties are, soonyoung orders 20 connect fours, they are avid enjoyers of the barbie movies

SUMMARY ▸ after accidentally telling your friends that kim mingyu took your virginity (he didn’t), you’re shocked when he proposes to relieve you of the fabled v-card for good (he does).

PLAYLIST ▸ perfect by one direction • spell by niki • fatal flaw by ellise • give me a kiss by lolo zouaï • step? by bibi

WORD COUNT ▸ 31,273 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ someone (fia) once told me i write too many college aus. i said yeah ur right. and i’m gonna do it again

“BIRDS AND BEES CANNOT PHYSICALLY FUCK.”

You sounded more distressed than informative while you were trying to reason with your longtime best friend, Kim Mingyu. He, on the other hand, appeared visibly worked up over this childish level of argument you two were having.

“It is a metaphor,” he said. “Everyone knows birds and bees aren’t screwing each other up in the trees.”

You still couldn’t wrap your head around it. Hours ago, you had fucked yourself over after Kwon Soonyoung had casually brought up the topic of body counts. After everyone in your friend group went around listing theirs (Soonyoung: 3; Jungwoo: 3; Minghao: 2; Vernon: 5), you accidentally blurted out that your body count actually existed—one, to be exact.

This was a problem because, to everyone’s prior knowledge, you were a virgin.

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I will steal your socks and souls.

You all know me, I couldn't not draw Mom!Rin. I'm weak. 😔 [Don’t repost!]

I keep drawing stuff for the ask blog and then realizing i can't post it lmao (by "this keeps happening" i mean its happened three times I'm just dramatic)

look. look. the siblings au was just me having fun writing a story, and then one day i drew and posted one (one) meme about it to my account with twelve (twelve) followers, and it somehow blew up??? so i kept posting more about the au cause... people liked it! exciting! and now i have 321 followers and i have NO idea how that happened lmao but uh it did.

the thing is, the story and the canon is pretty dark in a few parts (obviously lol) and I'm worried about posting any more-in-detail angst and a few things i havent even mentioned bc i dont know how much i trust you guys to listen to trigger warnings. no offence of course!!!! im sure you guys are super responsiple and stuff, i just want to be careful, human curiousity is a very powerful thing and i know ive probably looked at a few under the cut things that I knew would upset me just because i was curious lol.

is that just me??? let me know if it is bc im clueless lmao

i just wanna know like. if i were to make a post on the ask blog with the comic under the cut and a "tw suicide" or something on top, would people actually lisen to that and be careful? I'm always worried that people will ignore those

Myb considered spoilers, but it's all from the trailer so yeah, but still...

The Lightfall showcase was cool and all, but the Tormentor guy(s) look wayy too similar to Rhulk and it's making me go insane. I can't stop seeing the similarities and it's driving me nuts

Like--

The whole chest area, the grooves on their skin, the design of the waist cloth, the shoulders looking like Rhulk's weak spots before DPS, the eye-looking things between the armour, the red/black/silver/white color pallet, their cape looking like the tendeils that come out when Rhulk dies, even their hands and nails, the fact that it's the same SHADE of red--

Just putting the images next to each other makes me froth at the mouth.

AND their weapon lowkey looking like the shape on both the Upended (or anywhere regarding Vow/The Witness since it's probably it's 'signature shape' or something) and on the mural in the Pyramid + kinda like half of Lubrea's Ruin if it was made from the same material as Hearthshadow (all bendy and stuff);

Also, that it looks like Rhulk's been decapitated from the chin up and now just headless, apart from his lower jaw area, myb just a little slimer;

Probably some more things I'm just forgetting, bit yeah, you get my point.

This is ether a common opinion/theory, and with the lore from the seasonal fusion rifle, it's not that crazy to see it. Or I'm just looking too deep into it.

Maybe it's Rhulk's conciseness/the Luster the Witness gave him on Lubrae taking a different, more limited, form, only the wrath and ruin parts of him taking shape to help out with the Collapse. Or maybe it's a whole different species/all Disciples look like that, but that would be lame--

Ether way, they look cool, and the whole trailer got me super excited for Lightfall. And even if it's not Rhulk, anything close or even related, the new enemy still looks dope af.

Guess I'll just have to wait and see.

Some times, some days, I just want to fuck it all or fuck my nonexistent male-wife, little meow meow husbands.

He can sever my neck anytime btw, and can also look pretty while doing it.