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A pussy magnet 😏

Imagine every version of Robonyan arguing over who gets to have a turn with B3-NK1 lmao

Aasjgxkhkkjc this was prob just supposed to be a haha funny but hhhhh 🥺

Anyway yeah first thing i though of was angst to the highest degree but i,, dummied it down a bit so now it's just fluffy,,hhg. That'd actually be so cute tho 🥺

Bonus

It's too loud (mainly Robonyan 28 but uh)

Well that’s uh... that’s a yikes

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

my biggest talent is i manage to get 4 hours of sleep on a weekend

yvonne marley uses she/they pronouns call that camp her and their

Next you’re going to tell me F.Scott Fitzgerald’s full name isn’t Fuck Scott Fitzgerald

OKOKOK

the drive from france to our house in england is a long one, 12 hours or so, and it was around 1am and we were fucking tired, and i started sleep-deprived-giggling and my brother asked why, and i couldnt stop laughing, and i he asked again and i said 'jrr tolkien's full name is jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien'

and i managed to convince my brother that jrr tolkien's full name is jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

and it is only by the light of day and some sleepings later that he has realised that jrr tolkien's full name is not in fact jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

im dying

Friendly reminder that this is the difference between Leo Valdez’s death and Jason graces death.

<33

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

IS THAT YOU, PHOENIX WRIGHT????

ah fuck, i dropped my geode in your ask box by accident, hope you dont mind

Finders keepers. My geode now :)

Vegemite?

Hummus

guacamole >>

This is Shadow!

Shadow's about to assert his dominance by evilly shoving a handful of coffee beans into his mouth while everyone stares at him in absolute disgust, concern, and apprehension...

Don't do this at home kids!

Have a crappy meme format I made

Strong ass fixation on faux snuff call that shit autist underground

The Little Nightmares DLC developers clearly didn’t know how to count, considering:

6 8 7

Yura that sounds a lot like a you-problem 😐

Yura is still waiting. 🥲

Petition to change hardenshipping to explosiveshipping

When me n Shuri play fightin and I use my special move

(Idk if you got my message because of wifi so here it is again lmao)

I DIDN‘T GL TO,SLEPPPPPPP

Gl means girl love

I'm sorry, I had to write this

klavier can dish it out but he can’t take it

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

Joe Toro? Like this one?