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Kidnapper, on the call with Legend: we have Donatella. We'll give her back for 500 thousand dollars.
Legend: oka-
Tella, yelling: YOU THINK IM ONLY WORTH 500 THOUSAND
Tella: MAKE IT 2 MILLION YOU BITCH
Legend: TELLA SHUT UP OR I SWEAR-
literally anyone: *is nice to me*
me *low-key*: WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
"yikes!! Thats a bad take!" in an over-the-top cartoony voice, "Exit, stage left!!"
some people presenting the worst takes possible on a silver platter and i had to see it with my own eyes....
The thought of doing this had been fumbling through your chest for the last couple of minutes.
You hesitantly smiled as you made your way down to the common room area, where your boyfriend was. The smell of curry hit your nose and your heart tap danced in your chest as the elevator doors opened, revealing most of the class and your boyfriend sitting at the dining tables, eating curry.
You tip toed over to him. Your heart hammered in your chest as you snuck up on him. You were two steps away from him when he turned around to see you out stretching your arms around him, securing yourself on his shoulders.
“What do you want?” He grumbled, annoyed. He wanted to finish eating before he started with you. You simply smiled, pressing your head against his and hugging him while he shoved a spoonful into his mouth.
“Katsuki love...I have something to tell you...” you started softly, pressing soft kisses to his neck. He squirmed in his seat, rolling his shoulders. A dead sign for you to stop due to it affecting him.
“What do you want?” He barked again, trying to shove you off. It was no use. You stuck to him like glue, smiling as you brushed his hair from his ear as your hand moved to cover his ear for you to whisper into it.
He grunted, shoving another spoonful of curry into his mouth and leaning more so he could hear you. You grinned, opening your mouth. . .
. . . and burped loudly right in his ear.
Curry went flying out his mouth as he started coughing. His face was like watching an animated film play out. Disgust. Disbelief. And then Anger. So much anger.
“Y/N...” he started, eyes hidden behind his hair.
‘Danger Danger Danger. Run.’ the little voice in your head supplied.
The entire common room watched as you ran as fast as your legs could go with smoke and fire trailing not to far behind you.
“Shitty woman! What the hell is wrong with you, burping in my damn ear?! Get back here so I can blow your ass to hell!”
it’s 1:16am, which means its prime time to post hannibal textposts
imma need ALL of my bias wreckers to stop. like. no. i have my happy little ray of sunshine bias over here doing his thing, then y’all come in and i’m like. oh no ma’am. like. this has to stop🛑😂 IM TRYIN TO BE A LOYAL GIRL TO MY BIAS AND YALL ARE MAKING ME AN UNLOYAL HOE LIKE NAH FAM! LEMME BE LOYAL TO MY MANS😤😭
anyways, just a little thing that needed to be put into words. on tumblr😪. it’s fine🙃 love ya♥️💞
I'm a fan but...
Honestly people??? Do you not know??? That howling???? Isn't??? Growling???? A roar??? Is not the same??? As a howl???? Wolves?? Don't??? Roar?? (Please don't kill me, I'm out now)
have you ever been stung by a bee?
Lawrence as the evil scientist (role: Dr. Doofenshmirtz)
Linda as the tag-a-long spouse (role: Charlotte)
Ferb in Vanessa’s role
Phineas as the youngest one
Candace in Phineas’s role
Vanessa as Ferb (role)
Jeremy and Isabella switch roles
Stacy in Baljeet’s role
Jenny--more or less--as Buford
Doofenshmirtz as Lawrence (role)
Charlotte as Linda (role)
Reimagining “Phineas and Ferb” role switch au
Lawrence Fletcher and Linda Flynn-Fletcher are both evil and have a do-gooder nemesis, Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Candace is the eldest and has a talent for building stuff.
Ferb is actually a spy for a secret organization called CHEM (Charted Headquarters of Elite Mammals).
Phineas is the youngest one and has a secret gift that makes him seem mentally unwell.
Perry is his imaginary friend and assumes that he’s not real.
Doofenshmirtz has the same life as Lawrence. Except that he has to go to daily therapy so he could stay as Vanessa’s guardian. He’s sometimes called in by CHEM to deal with the elusive couple, Linda and Lawernce Fletcher.
It’s ambiguous what you think happens to Charlotte.
Vanessa and Candace have been friends since early childhood. They’ve stayed together until Candace basically moved in.
Stacy has high expectations for herself and prioritizes most of her plans for her future too seriously
Jenny is fixed on being seen as rough when she actually has a kind heart.
Jeremy is a former Fireside boy scout and has had a crush on Candace since she moved in.
Isabella and Phineas like each other.
Jeremy’s friend, Coltrane, has a crush on Stacy. Coltrane was also a part of Jeremy’s Fireside troop.
Vanessa has a crush on Ferb, who also feels the same way.
Baljeet is more laid back and chooses to be his own person than someone others think he should be.
Buford is more calming and chooses to use his strength to get more donations for fundraisers. In lifting, he’s not violent.
Perry the Platypus is a secret agent that is meant to keep on eye on Lawrence’s long-forgotten spawn, Phineas Flynn.
Lawrence feels disappointed that Phineas refuses to enter his full potential.
Details
Official Flynn-Fletcher residence is where Charlotte lives in the house on the hill in Danville.
Both parents usually stay at Evil Incorporated.
Phineas is always home alone. Candace moved away a long time ago, and Ferb ran away when he got the chance.
Again, this is ambiguous.
Phineas and Ferb are best friends and brothers (obviously).
CHEM and LOVE MUFFIN are two individual organizations that rival each other.
It could be that Phineas had an uncle (or any other type of relation) who goes by the name Perry who is also a secret agent. The platypus thing could all just be in his head.
The evil couple is most likely resembling “Harley Quinn and Joker” love, but less intense and more on the side length where Linda just wants to be with Lawrence, while Lawrence himself is shielding the reason he went evil.
The main plot: Candace ran away to Vanessa’s house and lived there. They stayed as sisters from then on. Doofenshmirtz would go to therapy so he could continue having custody of his daughter. The day would continue as what would occur in canon. Phineas would try to reach the story. Linda and Lawrence would be up to no good, so CHEM would sometimes call in Doofenshmirtz or other agents to deal with them. Their evil plans would be foiled. Candace and Vanessa’s inventions would go unnoticed by both their parents. The day ends with a different twist.
Something like that, I guess.
Huge thoughts could be made up of the story’s relations.
Ferb and Vanessa would have chance encounters.
Phineas would always wear a hood over his head and look shyly on at Isabella as they go on dates.
Pinky doesn’t like Phineas that much, so he sometimes tries to bite him. He knows that he’s Lawrence’s kid and doesn’t like being near him.
Everybody believes that Phineas was raised to be just like his father.
Doofenshmirtz’s brotherhood with Roger is one he would rather ignore.
The kids are teenagers, so they’re somewhere between the ages of 12 and 15.
This is a Role Swap/Switch AU (I thought it was a reverse au).
Bam: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the "B" out of our bromance.
Khun, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean yeah, I guess
Incorrect definitions
Bullshit, bullshitting
A Writer’s best friend and worst enemy.
jay: do you know what's the name of the man we keep running into at the supermarket?
carlos: his dogs' names are sprinkles and boots.
jay: that's- that's not what i asked for.
carlos: that's the information i have.
Sirius: *can't answer one question*
sirius: god I'm like fucking starfish. i come in all shapes and sizes but I'm still fucking useless
remus: *facepalms*
Elizabeth: You're about to absorb the power to seal Nyx on your own. It'll kill you!
Minato: Only if I die.
Elizabeth: ... yes, that's what ""killing you"" means.