Incorrect Marauders - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Police: Sirius Black?

Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME

Regulus: Now shut up and help me

with this crossword i need a six letter word for disappointment

Sirius: Family

Walburga:

Regulus: Works for me

shameless but make it wolfstar

regulus: it’s not just the haircut! you look like…

sirius: i look like what?

remus: you look like a hooker

sirius: you think?

regulus: it’s not a compliment sirius!

sirius: from remus? totally is

remus: hookers are hot

regulus: *from another room* i told you to buy onions and you brought garlic home

james: THEY LOOK SIMILAR

regulus: ... how?

sirius: how dumb does reggie think you are?

james: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list

sirius: oh james, i didn't know you owned a restaurant!

james: I.. what?

sirius: look!

the restaurant:

James calls Regulus "my star" and Regulus calls James "my sun"

Sirius: *can't answer one question*

sirius: god I'm like fucking starfish. i come in all shapes and sizes but I'm still fucking useless

remus: *facepalms*