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*Red and Kitty are having problems*

Hyde: You two just need to bone.

Eric: *panic*

Red: What did you say?

Eric, whispering: Don't say it again.

Hyde: I said you two need to bone.

Red: How. Dare. You. Steven J. Hyde. I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD!

*5 minutes later*

Red: BONE?!

*10 minutes later*

Red: What happens in my bedroom, Steven, is none of your business.

*21 minutes later*

Red: BONE?!

*40 minutes later*

Red: Don't ever speak to me like that again. [leaves the room]

Eric: Why would you do that?

Hyde: Now he knows, problem solved. You're welcome.

Laurie: Mom and dad got it right the first time.

Eric: Then why did they keep trying?

Laurie: He's a real nice guy, I like him a lot. He's real funny.

Red: You got pregnant for funny? Laurie, if he's funny... LAUGH!