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Andrew Garfield + ✌️

HOPE

These two comments have given me hope, however little it may be.

A happy ending with lots of angst, that's all I want.

A bad ending DOES NOT equal better writing.

I may be the the only one with this opinion but: A bad ending does not fit MD, angst does. /srs

...

OH BUT IF YOU GIVE ME A SERIAL DESIGNATION S!

GO AHEAD KILL 'EM ALL!!! /J

Snippet #8

“What are you still doing up?” The person in question, Villain, blearily looked up at the hero standing by the bedroom door.

Villain turned back to the notes and documents littered across the floor around them. The case files and photos. The evidence. “I’m working on the case. But what are you doing up, its-“ And they cut themselves short when they looked at the clock. They blinked once. Twice. Three times. There’s no way it was nearly 5 o’clock in the morning.

Villain had been staying at Hero’s base for a good part of the past week. They considered it the safer option when there was a new Supervillain on the loose. And since Villain had received a personal threat from them, they decided to take precautionary measures. To make matters worse, there was little to no evidence against this super… which meant the threat— and the living arrangement— wasn’t stopping anytime soon.

“I… Supervillain is-”

“Most likely asleep right now.” Hero cut. “And if they are awake, they must be half delirious, much like you.”

The poor villain could only give Hero a guilty smile at their statement. Their eyelids drooped closed for a brief moment, before fluttering back open again. All right then, if they left them no choice-

Villain glanced over at the file again as their eyelids fell closed, before flying wide open as a pair of hands slid under their arms. “H-Hero? What are you doing? Let me go!” Their movements were slow and jerky, too weak for the fight they were trying to give.

“Nope. You need to get some sleep.” They laid the flailing villain on the bed and sat down beside them, acting as a barrier between Villain and their work.

“Just… just leave me alone. I was fine how I was.” It was meant to be a growl, but it came out as a half-hearted mutter. A hand began to card through their hair and Villain found themselves melting. Why was it so hard to keep their eyes open all of a sudden?

“I’m not leaving until you get some rest.” The hand continued to play with their hair, even scratching their scalp lightly in places.

“But I’m- *yawn* -I’m not even tired.” The villain whined. Hero almost mentioned how they sounded like a child, but they didn’t want to dissuade Villain from actually trying to sleep. Besides, the criminal was so stinking adorable when they were tired!

Villain looked up at the fond smile of the hero. Their eyes fluttered closed, and when they opened again, hero was lying beside them with villain’s arms wrapped around them.

Villain tried to get their arm out from under them… until the hero shifted and murmured some variation of ‘I don’t think so’ and pulled Villain a little closer. They listened to the silence— only interrupted by the sound of Hero’s breathing— and succumbed to the darkness once again.

Hero smiled again, watching how the other snuggled closer in their sleep. To bother them now would almost be a sin. They took a deep breath and closed their eyes. This villain was too adorable.

Another Poem!!

Pov:

The keys are black (white)

When pressed up (down)

They sing sweetly

(harshly hit strings)

I am little (tall)

I am small (grown)

I live cast in light

(shadows grow beneath me)

Everything is insignificant (does that mean I am too)

Who is looking down (do I want to know)

Are they watching us, glad (disappointed)

Do they love us (or is it indifference, now)

Do we deserve it (can I earn it)

Look, they say

What do you see?

(A great expanse of nothing)

Listen, they say

What do you hear

(The drumbeat echo of my heart in a void, peddling silence)

Isn’t it beautiful, they say

In the way of sun-warmed faces and optimistic smiles

(‘Beautiful,’ in the way of ivory skulls blooming fungus)

Aren’t you happy, they say

Isn’t this worth it

(… 

… 

… 

No)

I have a confession, I only knew the first three shrimp jokes. I just googled ’tumblr shrimp joke’ to make sure I was not missing any and added those two to the list.

I am baffled every time someone votes for those.

My dashboard did a thing.

Original post credits: @beepathan (top post) & @londonharry (bottom post)

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If food had a consciousness would their life goals be to be eaten or to avoid being eaten

I say the most unhinged shit ever

"I WILL POUR MOLTEN GOLD DOWN YOUR THROAT."

"I'm gonna go cause nuclear winter now"

"actually. I was causing nuclear fallout."

"BOWSER YOU BITCH. I HOPE YOU GET RADIATION POISONING" (playing Mario Kart)

"I didn't even hit you that hard."

' ' It really annoys me when you don't speak up. ' ' "It really annoys me when I have to see your face"

'"I'm gonna go commit homicide against myself."

"I'd have to commit mass murder to not want to commit murder."

' ' KYS ' ' "Now that is something I *would* do, but now won't do out of spite"

"IM GOING TO TURN MYSELF INTO A HYDROGEN BOMB"

"I'm going to turn myself into a nuclear weapon and BOMB THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE."

The cycle of turning off your wifi because it’s taking too long to load so you rely on data and then getting back into a reliable wifi zone and 2 hours in wondering why you’re not connecting to your house router

Hello! I drew myself :)

Regretevator kitties!! My own thoughts on what they look like, and their names! Guys they're so cute they make me wanna cry I love them so fucking much everytime I get to kiss one on its head I wanna start sobbing

period dramas? yeah im in them monthly

marolmar really thought he’d just die for kicks and giggles, huh. just didn’t tell anybody. just felt silly might die later, huh.

okay, they had to make Aaravos that attractive, fine

but why they gotta make the nameless characters so attractive....and really cute, like my bisexual ass can't handle this.

Like the Crow Master (technically, they dont have a name, crow master is just their title) and the medic that took care of Soren after he got paralyzed

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE THEM SO ATTRACTIVE????

how slow is slow burn

like im not even going to go to cressies fics those are slower burn than my brain like the dedication and patience to make them develop a relationship instead of just banging it out

💯💯💯

respect

Can I just poor all of my feelings in one post rn

So

Yeah

Don't read this if you are very uncomfortable with vent

But why follow me when my whole blog is vent hAHA

anyways

Tags: (sINCE I WANT COMFORT FROM MY FRIENDS DON'T JUDGE ME ;A;)

@angieriincarnation @kojoika @tsurushokubutsu @crystalsketches1781 @cmwsot @scxrpi

Heartbreak.

Heartbreak sucks.

You see

I liked this guy ever since we met. (Internet friends so it technically a love at first sight thing) Each time we talked, I would get butterflies in my stomach and my heart would beat LIKE CRAZY SSOOOON. I didn't know it was a sign that I liked him. We would just chat casually. The funny thing is, we first met in a roleplay situation where we were both going to get raped, (don't ask. We were both basically forced into the roleplay to make them stop) And he "saved me." I'm just realizing how cringy it sounds when I say it like that gROSS. Anyways, he saved me and blah blah "carried" me bridal style and that kind of crap. The next day, (in the roleplay and irl lol) the one who was about to "rape" us was around in the gc so basically when he was "sleeping" I tried to wake him up then things kinda uh-

*cOUGHS*

Escalated...?

He pulled me down and kindasortamaybehuggedmewhilehewas"sleeping"

Let's just say I choked on my pretzels.

Then we would bicker in a sort of friendly matter then repeat for about two weeks.

TL;DR: I didn't know I liked this guy at the beginning and just thought "nOrMaL fRiEnDs fEeL bUtTeRfLiEs fOr eAcH oThEr aNd mAkE tHeIr hEaRtS bEat fAsTeR oF cOuRsE"

I was literally an idiot in love.

In the span of our two months of friendship, he would like A LOT of people. Girl to girl and boy to boy, he wouldn't stop liking everyone of his friends. Except for me. Yup. Except me. I had to listen to him vent on me about how much he loved the person and stuff then come to me when he was heartbroken. I was the therapy friend. It was okay for me to become his therpay friend, I was always the therapy friend anyway. "So why did it bother me when he would talk about other people?:0" He actually realized I liked him becuase he was really good at reading people. I denied it at first then showed me proof then I said I moved on even though I still continued to like him and he believed me.

lols

Now let's get to the juicy part.

My best friend is currently dating him.

And the other juicy part is

She knows I like him.

hAHA LOLS

yOU HEARD IT RIGHT FOLKS

That best friend of mine, I would vent to her all the time about my feelings towards him when I didn't know I liked him. She actually was the one who opened my eyes and helped me realized I liked him. And she CONSTANTLY teased me about it. At one point, half of our friends shipped me with my so called, "crush." It just kinda happend. She didn't tell me. He didn't tell me.

No one told me.

They just started callinng each other "babe" and constantly said "I love you" to each other.

That's how I knew.

By reading comments on their facebook posts.

Even though, they told every one of their friends.

It was certainly a disheartening situation.

Yet they didn't know they impacted someone deeply.

Their close friend

Who they forgot

That existed

lols

I was deeply hurt. I had to act happy and proud of their relationship when I did confront them. I would see them constantly smothering each other in our gc. Since I was always active. I haven't cried since I've been pushing it down but soooner or later I think I'll just explode.

So

Yeah

This is my petty love life problem.

Sorry for wasting your time friends :)

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well, I guess it could make it interesting if the virus somewhat causes gore or something during the process of infection. Maybe it can work a bit as a parasite, too. What I’m thinking is: A new virus infects an irken’s PAK, and the virus transports itself to a new host very nice a while by… attatchingthePAKtoadifferenthost,potentiallycauingreallygoryscenesintheprocessthathumanathouritiesbeliveisamurderer… *gasps for breath* theprocesssometimestakesawhilesotheorigionalirkenhost *gasp* maydieintheprocessduetothetenminuettimerbeingtoshort… (Can I mention that the virus wipes the memory of being infected from the host) ANYWAYS main plot of the story could be that the virus found it’s way to urth (specifically from another irked besides Zim), and Dib goes to assess and observe the crime scenes (caused by the virus trying to use a human as a new vessel) and attempt to find out what the actual heck is happening. He notices the PAK punctures and immediately freaks and calls Zim. Zim is just like: “ZIM KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THESE FILTHY CRIMES!” a few weeks later, Zim somehow becomes infected, but since (and this is a somewhat headcannon, so of course, you don’t have to follow along with it!) Zim is defective/has faulty coding, the virus doesn’t control the PAK, but rather, the body of the irked vessel.

So… the next time Dib has any interaction with Zim, he notices the bug is kind of switching between personalities and memories. OR the virus transfers normally, but Zim is in full consciousness as the virus… attemptstotransferitselfovertoDib… (Zim just can’t control what he’s doing) (oh yeah, and maybe the virus shows no symptoms on the host. Or very subtle symptoms, like slower reaction times and less accurate calculations.)

And… that’s my ideas! (I could go on and on abt concepts for this and shit, but this is already very long.)

(dunno! Added some random shit to make it interesting. You don’t have to follow it, just ideas!)

id love to see how this turns out! (NGL, you made me wanna write something abt this concept… if only I had stable ideas for their ages, and timelines and shit, which I don’t :P)

Imagine if my iz infection au was just some typa irken virus and irkens can infect humans, that sounds kinda boring. SOMEONE PLS MAKE IT INTERESTING?!? 2! 2? 2? 3

What’s the best food to munch on while watching a movie?

I would have to say Mochi balls which pairs best with bubble tea!~ Nonconventional but I love sweets!~

Thank you for the second ask, dear!~

@borntoask