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reneé rapp as marlene mckinnon

ALRIGHTY I have a jegulus fic being edited, and a pandalily fic being finished!

*Bullying Prevention Day*

McGonagall: Mary , what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Mary: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

McGonagall: To write something to your teacher?

Mary : —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

McGonagall:

The rest of the class:

Lily: *whispering to Marlene* I think I’m in love with Mary

my nobleflower hcs:

-narcissa and alice are both 2 years older than the marauders/valkyries

-alice is barely taller but never looks like it because narcissa is always wearing heels (narcissa LOVES being taller than alice)

-pubicly alice is physically clingy, but privately narcissa is wayyy more

-narcissa said I love you on the second date and alice was thrilled

-frank is alice's best friend and has known about alice's crush for years, he's the first to notice when they get together before alice ever tells him (he still lets her come to him anyway and acts surprised when she tells him, but later on he tells her that he knew from the start) he also helps her plan dates

-narcissa is nervous to talk to frank for a while but soon they warm up to each other and now narcissa always asks when they're hanging out with him again (alice jokingly asks if narcissa's leaving her for him)

-they're both very passionate about quidditch (it's part of what brought them together) and have a playful rivalry but are always excited when the other one wins (it annoys marlene and dorcas who are the polar opposite, quidditch is life or death to them but they fuck about it later anyway)

-when something happens at home alice is the first person narcissa tells about it, but she tells her not to worry because "it's normal" (alice knows that it is not, in fact, normal) so later when alice breaks into the boys dorm room to tell sirius they're gonna go kill druella and walburga, he's a little confused but doesn't question it (it's james and remus who have to hold them back)

I love them sm I need more people to appreciate them💖😭

OMG NOBLEFLOWER HCS THANK YOU I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

i have nothing to say about this, everything is absolutely perfect

also alice, james and remus def have a group about to exchange about how it is to date a Black, tips to know and mistake to never do (such as calling them dramatic)

Marlene “every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy, what about that?” McKinnon

Lily “and when you say I seem angry, I get more angry” Evans

Pandora “and there’s nothing like a mad woman (what a shame she went mad)” Lovegood

Dorcas “no one likes a mad woman (you made her like that)” Meadows

Mary “and you’ll poke that bear till her claws come out and you find something to wrap your noose around” MacDonald

Mary Macdonald strikes me as the type of girl to live by the sea and wear seashell jewelry.

Happy lesbians have taken over my brain, but then I remember they're all dead, and that makes me sad. ):

Dorcas with a dark green dress, and silver jewlery, and braids, and blood red lipstick, and just giving the death glare, at some fancy party. And she looks so pretty and oh my god I love her.

Marlene feels like she would do boxing or MMA. They'll just be violencing people, BUT LEGALLY! (: