Thor: Guess What Im About To Get

thor: guess what i’m about to get

loki: on my nerves

peter: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

mj: a glass of water is an inanimate object. therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

peter:

peter: water you doing?

peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

tony: what the hell are you guys doing

peter: playing systematic oppression

[texting]

peter: *voice message*

tony: i’m busy. is this urgent?

peter: don’t worry, you can listen to it later

[later]

tony: *presses play*

peter’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE—

peter: i’m the sexiest bitch in this school counselling waiting room

peter: i want to preface this by saying that nothing happened. nothing is actually on fire. this is simply for future reference

tony:

peter: do we have a fire extinguisher?