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This. This text right here. Wether it is to piss the Southern Mc’s off or make us laugh, it is unknown.
Salmon.
Mc: "Hey Salmon."
Solomon: "Mc, I told you before it's Sol-O-Mon"
Mc: "anyway, Salmon."
Solomon: *sigh*
Pickles
Mc: "So his name is Mepenalties"
Barbatos: *almost spills tea*
Diavolo: "No, no, Mephistopheles"
Mc: "Mefistoplease
Lucifer: *dies of laughter*
Diavolo: "Meh-phi-sto-phe-lese"
Mc: "Mephipickles"
Fangirl squeal
I got them both in one pull and got Barbs twice. I have been blessed apparently.
Incorrect quotes part 4
Satan: *giving Lucifer a coffee*
Lucifer: "is it poisoned?"
Satan: "yes." *leaves*
Lucifer: "good" *drinks it anyway*
Belphegor: "Zzz"
Mc: *draws on Belphegor's face as he sleeps out of spite*
Mc: "C'mon Belphegor, this way"
Belphegor: "you know you could just call me Belphie right?"
Mc: *smiles darkly still mad about it* "I know."
Mc: "Solomon."
Solomon: "yes Mc?"
Mc: "You do understand you look like Gideon Gleeful from Gravity Falls right?"
*From that point on, Solomon was no longer seen wearing Bolo ties*
Incorrect Quotes # 5?
Mc: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer ?
Lucifer : … No.
Satan : I do!
Mc: I know, Satan.
Satan: I Hate Lucifer
Mc: I know, Satan.
Levi : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million grimm?
Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Mc: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Mammon: Good thinking.
Lucifer : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Mammon : You were flirting with Mc.
Lucifer : So what? They're my partner.
Mammon : You asked them if they were single.
Lucifer : "..."
Mammon : "And then you cried when they said they weren't."
Solomon : Hey, Mc? Can I get some dating advice?
Mc: Just because I’m with Lucifer doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Satan : Why are you on the floor?
Belphie : I'm depressed.
Belphie : Also I was stabbed, can you get Beel, please
Mc: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Mammon : The car takes a screenshot.
Lucifer : For the last time, get the fuck out.
Mc: *subtly breaking the fourth wall* "I have now fed the fandom like throwing meat to the sharks."
Lucifer: "Dafuck?"
Barbatos: *who canonically breaks the fourth wall in the manga* "Good job Mc, should keep them distracted for a little longer"
Solomon: "?????"
Lucifer: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Asmodeus: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
———
Mammon, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: get the FUCK out of my car
———
Luke: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Luke: And I started thinking
Luke: Like it was just trying to get food
Luke: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Luke: How would I feel
Simeon: Are you okay???
———
Mammon: You should always say "please" and "thank you".
Baby! Satan, deadpanned: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.
Mammon: Not what I meant, but still progress!
———
Mammon: *flirts with MC*
MC: *flirts back*
Mammon, internally: i did not plan up to this point. what the fuck do i do now…?
———
Belphegor: *washing the dishes* Who the fuck used this pan??
Belphegor: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
MC: It was you the fuck
Satan: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Beelzebub: He the fuck
———
MC: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an Energy Smoothie would it kill me?
Solomon: *shrugs* Only if you die young
MC, getting out the blender: You're so smart
Mammon, running into the room: MC STOP-
———
Satan: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.
———
Beelzebub: *is carrying all the groceries*
M: *holds out hand to help*
Beelzebub: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold MC’s hand*
———
Asmo: And once again, Asmo and Solomon save the day.
Barbatos: You didn't do anything. It was all Solomon.
Asmodeus: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.
———
Diavolo: Would you kiss me for 1k grimm?
Lucifer: Why?
Diavolo: Just curious
Lucifer, playing along: ..I suppose
Diavolo: [Slams 1k onto the table] would you look at that-