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Just because I've seen old quoras about it and none of the answers seem to take into account this very important detail:
Tobey's Spider-Man dodging a New York train isn't evidence that he would've gotten out of the way of the train that hit Tom's Spider-Man. There's no way in fact. The one that hit Peter 1 in Far From Home is considerably faster than the one that Peter 2 dodged, it was an international bullet train going at around 360 mph. The one Peter 2 dodged (and was also hit by) was a New York city train barely hitting 60 mph now let alone 20 years ago.
So yeah, no matter how much you prefer Peter 2, dodging a train going x6 slower than the one that hit Peter 1 doesn't mean a thing.
Petey: Hey who wants to play two truths and a lie?
Peter: Ooo I'll go first. Uh... I'm the youngest Parker variant, my eyes are blue... Uh oh and a huge building once fell on top of me almost killing me.
Otto: *Reading notes chuckling* Yeah, dear boy nice try but it needs to be a bit more complicated than that.
Norman: *looking at Peter, concerned*... Honey, *turns to Otto*... His eyes are brown.
Otto: *Looks slowly from Norman to Peter, worry forming on his face*
Otto: *Snatched Peter by the shoulders with his actuators pulling him close in fear* A BUILDING WHAT-?!!
If Peter 1, Peter 2 and Peter 3 where in Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse they would shut Miguel’s little cult down right away BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I’m still so baffled and offended that all those spider people just accepted “canon” it’s not what Spider-Man is about
And that’s why Miles is better than all of them
And I’m not gonna lie, it kinda made me not like Peter B Parker
This made me sob. Hard. I have so many ideas for imagines I want to write. There are so many.
Also, for my Gotham fans: I hope you have HBOMAX because Gotham is moving from Netflix to HBO tonight.
TOM HOLLAND, ANDREW GARFIELD & TOBEY MAGUIRE Spider-Man: No Way Home — Special Features
“If you expect disappointment, then you can never really be disappointed.”
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts
Happy Spider-Man day ! 🕸
Happy Birthday Peter Parker
wearing civilian clothing over the spidey-suit >>>>>>>
BONUS:
A/N-For those who don't remember which one is which, Tobey is Peter 2, Andrew is Peter 3, and Tom is Peter 1.
Peter 2: Y/N, you'll be working with Peter 3 and Peter 1.
Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Y/N: ...Of people on a team.
A/N- For those of you that don’t remember…
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Y/N: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Peter 3: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Peter 1: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Peter 2: Guys.
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Peter 3: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Peter 1: Milfs.
Peter 2: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Peter 3 : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Y/N: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Y/N: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Peter 2: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Peter 3 : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Peter 3 : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Y/N: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Peter 1: What? No! It isn't!
Y/N: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Peter 2: Y/N...
Y/N: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Peter 2: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Y/N: PETER 3 , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Peter 3 : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Peter 1: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Peter 2: Y'all are dumbasses.
YOOOO IT CAME!! New cosplay UNLOCKED!!
Can you guess what I’m going as for Halloween? Hehe (*^^*) 🕷️❤️🖤
skinny little white boys aren’t the only ones who should be saving the day but when they do…it hits different y’know